One Of My Very Own
It was a great time to be alive...if you were the king.
EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
DID YOU KNOW...
The Brooklyn Bridge Was Being Built During The Battle Of Little Bighorn (1876)
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NASA Was Exploring Space By The Time Scientists Could Agree On Plate Tectonics (1965)
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You Could Take The London Underground To The Last Public Hanging In The UK (1868)
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Prisoners Arrived At Auschwitz Just Days After McDonald's Was Founded (1940)
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Nintendo Was Founded When Jack the Ripper Was Still On The Loose (1889)
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Swiss Women Got The Right To Vote The Same Year The US Drove A Buggy On The Moon (1971)
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Oxford University Existed For Hundreds Of Years Before The Aztec Empire Was Founded (1428)
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The Fax Machine Was Invented The Same Year The First Wagon Crossed the Oregon Trail (1843)
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Just in case you forgot...
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A good read:
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I'm a middle child.
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Those stupid bastards.
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If moths love the light so much why don't they just come out during the day?
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE
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Remember that I am the guy who adorned his golf cart with a BMW shield.
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When your girl is bisexual...
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She's so grounded!
It’s from the movie “No Escape” he throws the girl to the other roof where the mom catches her. Funny edit though.
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My young daughter asked why some mommies and daddies live in different houses, so I sat her down and told him the truth... their kids complained about slow WiFi and never went to bed on time.
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THINGS THAT IMPRESS ME
Highly motivated young woman.
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A Segway you can ride sitting down. Hell, yeah.
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Latvian Fireman Catches A Suicidal Woman Falling To Her Death.
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One tricky bastard...
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What wonders must await in the subsurface oceans of Europa, Enceladus, and Callisto?
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If the number of clips on Youtube is any indication, this happens quite often.
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Hahahabananahaha!
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These are two daughters of two of our friends who hit it big in the modeling business.
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All my 5-year-old got for Christmas was a couple free iPad games because I told her they cost a million dollars and she's an idiot.
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THE EDUCATIONALLY CHALLENGED
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First Sanctioned Bare-Knuckle Championship Fight of Modern Era: Beltran Vs Lopez.
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That's actually pretty damn smart.
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If you can list all their good works, then why not all their misdeeds?
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Grandpa gets a prostitute.
Can you imagine how repulsed she will be seeing his body? I can't imagine subjecting a young woman to that.
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Player 4 has entered the game...
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Jeez. Who thought this was a good idea. One of the old farts on the ground must have a hip replacement son.
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When someone disagrees with you online and demands you prove your point to their satisfaction by writing a logically sound defense, you can save a lot of time by not doing that.
Dude, I’ve known you for ten seconds and enjoyed none of them, I’m not taking homework assignments from you.
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[ NO BULL ]
(that one was disappointing)
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