FRIDAY #3479

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

NEWSY BITS

L.A.

THINGS THAT HURT MY BRAIN

I've seen so many expensive wheels on the cheapest of cars.

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A guy said he does this because of that cartoon.

There are millions of people like me who do stupid shit for the stupidest of reasons.

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Imagine going to jail because of a lizard.

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Then there is this...

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The reason why men die younger than women.

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A young guy at the bar asked me if I was in the military in WWI or WWII.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

There is no way to say that with a calm voice.

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Guy's dog went blind, so...

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Ethel, what flavor did you wha-.....ETHEL?!

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The first rule of anal sex.

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Read this with a Scotish accent:

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Please take the time to read all of this.

And he pulled it off with a straight face.

That is one funny man.

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Does the search engine BING stand for Because It's Not Google?

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There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

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For old people that is truer than you might think.

SHIT YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY

Animal Olympics?

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Just another reason I don't pitch.

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Nevermind, I've decided not to riot after all.

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If I were this guy I would immediately add, “Elbow dropped a croc” to my resume!

*MNBT

Yeah, we all know it's fake, but it's still fun.

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It was listed as a single bedroom with an attached bathroom.

I would figure out a way to pee without having to get out of bed.

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Are snails even trying to do their best?

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INFORMATION OF WHICH YOU MAY BE UNAWARE

Senegalese fans picking up trash after the football match.

I'll be damned.

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A boy and his dog , Brussels, Belgium.

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That's the damnest thing I've seen in a long, long time.

Note: My new spellcheck wanted to change damnest to:


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The green lights outside of Bangkok

Fishing boats use large green LED lights to lure plankton and squid.

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By tracking mRNA in brain cells, scientists captured the brain making memories.

This has been disputed. You may want to look it up.

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Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.

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HAD YOU LIVED AT A DIFFERENT TIME

Chuck Close did this in the 60s about as good as it can be done. It was called Photo Realism but lost its popularity soon after.

He even had the rear part out of focus like a real photo.

That size is called corporate scale, and that's where the big bucks are.

 

I feel so very fortunate that I could make a living with my art. It is a rare thing indeed.

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The Woman (1915) 

That's Charlie Chaplin.

They did that without any embarrassment.

The Land of Oz (1910)

Alice in Wonderland (1915)

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I don't think there is a way we can imagine the scale of the celebrations that occurred at the end of WWII. Moscow ran out of vodka.

I am curious to know how many babies were born nine months after that glorious day.

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If I skydive and my chute doesn't open I just hope that I have my phone with me so I can say goodbye to my bartenders.

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And he thought about that a long, long time.

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[ SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS ]

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