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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, July 19, 2018

THURSDAY #3492

One Of My Very Own

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OBSERVATIONS OF NON-HUMANS

The giraffe shot was old, beyond breeding age, sick, and was killing younger male giraffes.  Tess legally killed it and the money spent will go to conservation efforts for other giraffes.  She has also claimed most of the meat which went to feeding a local village and orphanage. 
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Good goobly woobly!
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How the hell do you teach it to do that? Maybe it was a released rescue bird.
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This snake looks like it just escaped Shawshank.
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Always wondered about why they did this.
"Our 1st turtle release of the season kept safe from beach dogs and 4x4's."
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Damnest thing I've ever seen a goat do.
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Just once I would like to take a grease-stained paper bag with me to a doctor's appointment, hand it to her, and say "Here's my stool sample."

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How very, very clever.


SILLINESS THAT MADE ME SMILE

Animated Distracted Boyfriend Meme
Whole governments have decided to deny you the right to see memes like that. How absurd.
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That would have been really great if you could manipulate it like that using your cursor.
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RH: There have been several myths about teeth in the vajayjay. What's up with that?
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I watched that movie again last night.
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The only face swap that matters.
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*MNBT
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Did you notice the black guy pretending to be his shadow?
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I haven't a clue.
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I hate when someone rings my doorbell because then I have to drop what I'm doing to be silent and pretend I'm not home.

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OOPS

The show must go on...
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*MNBT
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A better option...
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Note that it had the load too far to the rear which essentially lifted the tongue right off the ball.
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Read carefully:

And that woman actually had takers.

There's only one thing to do now...
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The 2012 San Diego fireworks mishap was caused by a faulty computer file misreading "second" as "millisecond."
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The old faceplant to twerk combo...
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I've found that if you tuck one pant leg into your sock people expect less of you.

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GOOD STUFF

Look at that face...
Even the dog is excited for her.
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This is what $20 million under a mattress looks like.
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Started watching Jericho and it fascinates me. I think that comes from years of practicing this in school. It was never far from our minds.

Then one day in modern times it happens but is too far away to damage them directly. They do have to secure themselves in cellars and shelters with the windows and doors taped until a powerful rain storm passes.

Anyway, there was one scene with this and I thought it was funny.
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They are called Bent Trees.
Other people called men Trail Marker Trees and there are over 2000 across America. Oh, some of them may have been caused by natural forces, like these.



But all of the real trail markers are all the same height off the ground, the height a man can stand and manipulate.
For decades scientists have gotten tribesmen to show them where they were.
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Speaking of manipulating trees...
Do not make this woman angry.
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Well, that's a deal breaker for me.
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You can't both believe this and the bible.
Let that sink in.
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The US and our allies have more or less put a stop to this wholesale ISIS insanity.
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A Russian viewer sent me this and asked if I knew where it was, maybe Arizona?
[verification needed]
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