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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, July 2, 2018

MONDAY #3475 WTF

One Of My Very Own

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XAVE RUTH Steve You Are a Dick
I really enjoyed this.

https://youtu.be/MeQk71VW_xw


A beautiful young neighbor took my advice and bet on weird shit during the World Cup. Like whether the game would be decided by penalty kicks, etc. She has tripled her money.

I'm getting killed in my more traditional betting. The Spain/Russia and Croatia/Denmark games had to be the most boring soccer I've watched in a long, long time. Brazil will be a big test for my Mexico team. Wish me luck.

And who could have imagined Messi and Ronaldo out so early? So much for MVP for those two.


VERY BIZARRE THINGS AND ANIMALS

Inside the limb of an apricot tree.

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Turbines powered by highway traffic wind.

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The estimate is 100 cubic meters per second, the equivalent of 26,000 US gallons per second.

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Talk about blending in with nature.

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What could it say?

I wish it had been a funnier name, like Vincent, Hamilton or Sanford.

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‘Kamasugar’ lollipops

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Good idea.

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The balance between danger and payoff is way off on this activity.

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Boeing built 12 Clippers for Pan American Airways between 1938 and 1941

The crew of 10 people could accommodate up to 74 passengers.


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It makes me really uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am.

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VERY BIZARRE PEOPLE


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That time Tolkien superfan Stephen Colbert got to be in the Hobbit.

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There were a whole series of people spanking her until she found one she approved of.

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Good god, that thing was flying!

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Damn, she could put a man's eye out with those things!

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5-year-old knocks over a statue, parents billed $132k.
I would countersue them for creating a public nuisance. You invite children in and don't childproof the place.

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Finally, the worst tattoo in the world.

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Demon Rum casting its evil spell...

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Talk about an entrance.

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Speaking of speed...

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If you are going to slash someone's tires, only slash three. If you slash four their insurance will cover it.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


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( God I love humor like that.)

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Ouch!

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If you find that someone has slashed three of your tires, slash the fourth one yourself so the insurance will pay for it.

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PROVOCATIVE IMAGES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE ART

Nobody Claps Anymore, by Alec Dawson

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Take a minute to study the detail of this house.

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Sorrow, by Donato Giancola

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If you slash three of someone's tires, hide in the bushes and photograph them slashing the fourth one and show the picture to the cops when they arrive. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay of four tires.

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 [ CHRISTIAN BALE ]

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