One Of My Very Own
EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
NEWSY BITS
A loyal viewer sent me this sort of like a Monday Pundays.
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Be like this guy...
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My wife the Democrat.
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ART AND art
New work of Tatsuya Tanaka.
He seems to have gotten a little more arty with some of those.
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Those massive stones are very impressive.
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I guess some advertising is kind of arty.
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When I was 8 years old I walked to school by myself; now you have to hold your kid's hand right up to their first drug deal.
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MALE IS THE ODDEST GENDER
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Best friend this drunk ever had.
Let's see a cat do that.
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That was in fact mildly interesting. I was right in the middle of my seat the whole time.
First of all, rule #1 is to NEVER get that close to anyone in that situation.
First of all, rule #1 is to NEVER get that close to anyone in that situation.
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[verification needed]
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"How much for the little girl?"
Timeless humor is extremely difficult.
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"Top this chubby."
I wish the bar had fallen and he had broken his fucking face.
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So much for acting regal.
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I tried to share a bag of chips with a homeless guy on the street. He told me to fuck off and buy my own.
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MORE FUNNY LANGUAGE I STOLE OFF THE INTERNET
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The greatest fucking caption I've ever read.
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You can say "please" and "thank you" a million times and your toddler will never repeat it, but if you say "ass-faced motherfucker" ONCE...
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SHIT YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY
We need to look at that from time to time to reminds us how truly fragile we are.
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So fucking what?
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Chickens have a reflex that triggers the muscles of the neck to stabilize the head, but then again so does the M1A1 tank.
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Stoneman's Disease
The effects of fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva, a disease which causes damaged soft tissue to regrow as bone.
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As I understand it, they are now allowing tourist in the area. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sure, only one motor needed, but it works twice as hard.
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I want to repeat a true story that happened to me just to remind us how we change.
Several years ago a friend sent me a link to a sight, so I clicked it. There was a blank piece of paper, then relatively quickly codes, passwords, locations began to appear as if being typed on the page. Come to find out they were code names for very sensitive NSA operations, locations of secret sites all over the world, etc, etc. Well, I posted the link on this blog and warned people what it contained.
The next day my hits to Folio Olio went through the roof. Note spike above.
I found out that every single one of those hits came from Canada of all places, but I'm thinking a little hanky-panky was going on.
And now, just a few years later, the entire country (if not the world) has given up any hope of ever again having privacy. We even brought in the microphone and placed it in our kitchen at our own expense.
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Hahahahahahahaha!
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Getting my daughter her fourth goldfish in five days...
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Fucking high heels.
You could almost hear her skull crack off the floor.
You could almost hear her skull crack off the floor.
There's no cool way to recover from that.
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[ MIXED MARTIAL ARTS ]
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