FOLIO OLIO: WEDNESDAY #3491

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

NEWSY BITS

Paris Sunday night

Heard about a friend of a friend who is in Paris, and when he planned the trip he had no idea it was during the World Cup.

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NOTE: The post contains far more images than normal, but the vast majority need no comments so there will be less reading. Enjoy.

AWARD WINNING UNDERWATER PHOTOGRAPHY

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I never realized that I would be expected to know everything by my second rodeo. That's still a very low number of rodeos.

BIZARRE IMAGERY ONLY A FOLIO OLIOIAN COULD LOVE

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Pick your battles. Pick...pick fewer battles than that. Put some battles back, that's too many.

VEHICLE ODDITIES

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If it works, it's not stupid.

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Offloading in building without an elevator?

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I remember vividly the first time I had sex with a woman who was awake.

LANGUAGE TO THINK ABOUT

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I tell all the new bartenders that half the job is being a good listener.

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When the revolution comes, be on the right side.

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Please.

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Lady told me her daughter told her that she was teased at school for being fat, so she said that a huge bowl of ice cream would make her feel better.

The exact wrong advice.

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Not as much as we used to.

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As much as I use my cell phone, I have never seen it in any of my dreams.

THINGS YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY

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Self-awareness can be determined by recognizing that you are the person in the mirror.

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Never did get an answer of why herbivores need teeth like that. I mean, how many predators does it have?

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Gumhead, Vancouver

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In my bar, a cyclist was telling a gay friend about an accident and it included this phrase: "I come upon a manhole and slipped right in." I looked at the gay guy and we both laughed.

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Have you ever seen a man have a food-induced orgasm?

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If a doctor ever told me a had a week to live, just for the fuck of it I would say, "Promise?"

WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN

Notice this segue...

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An unorthodox beauty treatment meant to rejuvenate the feet turned into a disturbing medical mystery for one young woman. The woman’s toenails stopped growing and started falling off soon after she received a so-called fish pedicure.

The fish are often used on more than one person, making the risk of transmitting infections a real possibility. And though proponents of fish pedicures have argued they can properly sanitize the fish and tubs between uses, research has shown that disease-causing bacteria can be readily found in both the tubs and fish used in these spas. A few case reports have also directly traced foot infections to these treatments.

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