One Of My Very Own
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Made a ton of sport's bets today. I, of course, had Barcelona, but I had to also give Sevilla the tie. At 2-1 Barcelona, there was a foul in the box on Barcelona giving Sevilla a tying penalty kick. They missed it and I won.
My NASCAR driver also won the race.
It was an exciting day.
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Made a ton of sport's bets today. I, of course, had Barcelona, but I had to also give Sevilla the tie. At 2-1 Barcelona, there was a foul in the box on Barcelona giving Sevilla a tying penalty kick. They missed it and I won.
My NASCAR driver also won the race.
It was an exciting day.
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DISCOVERED LANGUAGE THAT DESERVES FURTHER DISCUSSION
As a guy who has owned two bars, I can attest to the accuracy of the following:
I even knew two guy - commercial carpet layers - who would stop drinking beer long enough to get stoned in their car, then come back in the bar with the stated goal of getting into a fight. A first for me.
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I have found that most people who describe themselves as victims (or survivors) are people who have made - and are still making - very bad decisions.
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Your life belongs to you and you choose how to use it. Choose wisely, my friends.
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I have found that most miserable people have expectations much too high. Life owes you nothing and it is time you began acting like it.
Well, that's completely up to you.
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There are common desires that are considered magic pills that will make everything okay.
Don't fall for it. Very famous people have overwhelming problems, also.
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I very rich man once told me that the only difference between a rich man and a poor man was that when the shit hits the fan the rich man is better dressed.
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I have told you before that the simple act of smiling - faked or not - can improve your mood.
I ALWAYS smiled at my young students, even when I was in pain, sick, hungover or whatever. My maladies were not their fault.
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In many places - like mine - the vote count is a foregone conclusion. My state is solidly Republican and my wife's Democratic vote has never made a difference.
I find that rather sad.
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Well, technically you either have to be rich or you have to ask for money from rich people - the same rich people you will owe favors to once you are elected.
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I do not like anyone knowing my problems, thus I hardly ever complain in public. Private conversations with my wife are totally different.
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And while I'm on my soapbox, let's get this off my chest.
Those devices are tools. They are attractive tools, but mere tools nevertheless. Quick question: When was the last time you used that tool to teach yourself something profound?
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I wonder in China do they have fancy plates called America but they are made out of paper.
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ART AND THE ARTY
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For those of you unaware, this is how models come to you in the box. I like full-sized versions very much.
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A beautiful colorized old photo.
That is one of the purest acts we humans have. It is nourishing, fulfilling, and builder of lifelong bonding. Anybody who is offended by it should seek counseling.
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Chickens: The pet that poops breakfast.
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OUCH!
A dog with cerebellar hypoplasia still plays like a pup...or tries to.
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Boar hunting dogs have to wear kevlar vest to survive an encounter with one of the most vicious creatures on the planet.
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Legs are actually rather fragile.
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Two people of the billions on Earth decide they like each other enough to have sex. One sperm in millions fertilizes the egg and after a physically and emotionally taxing nine-month gestation, a baby is born. How can you go through all that and then name the result Alphonso?
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ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT HUMOR
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Ha! Remember the original I posted a couple of days ago?
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Oh, my.
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Your birthday is the only day in life when your mother smiled when you cried.
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STRANGE THINGS ARE AFOOT
Afoot...get it?
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Where does this thing walk down the street?
Any-fucking-where he damn well pleases.
I'm also amazed at the size of that pothole.
I also assumed he would have basketball sized nuts, but no.
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Speaking of basketball sized.
This was a gif that wouldn't load.
I'm thinking he should thank Dow Chemical.
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It's called a cutaneous horn and it's a real thing...rare but real.
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I am naturally good at doing what I am not supposed to be doing.
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IT'S CALLED ABSURDITY AND I LIKE IT
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Women talking about impossible beauty standards set by society and we men have to compete with a 10" corn dick.
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But anything can be a dildo if you are brave enough.
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Indeed.
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And all the while she is begging him not to do it.
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[ LOADED QUESTION ]
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