SATURDAY #3542

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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For the first thrilling time, a loyal viewer of Folio Olio came to my bar and personally bought me a beer. It absolutely made my day.

MACHINES AND DEVICES

I have a shotgun just like that.

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Extracting Silk

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WWI Trench Clubs

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He pushes stalks through the hole and very quickly cuts them into tiny pieces.

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If you are being chased by an animal just lay on the ground. The 5-second rule will prevent the animal from eating, at least for a little while.

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SAFETY FIRST

Parent's told him not to get in the road.

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I've shown you this before...

I still can't get over how inherently dangerous it looks.

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Who doesn't test it first?

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Stolen?

I'll bet he parked that SUV too.

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Oh, my.

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This is what a fire's backdraft looks like.

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Vaginas are like tin roofs. If you don't nail them good enough they end up all over the neighborhood.

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SIZE MATTERS

One Of The Props That Were Used For The Close-Ups In The LOTR Movies

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A normal traffic Light

Of course, she may be 5'4", but still.

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A Moose

Showing that the reason they are so dangerous on highways is that the car will take their legs out and the body will come crashing through the windshield.

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Size of Some Road Signs

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Fully Inflated Horse Lungs

That had to hurt.

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Wild Boar Skull Compared To Adult Wolf

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“Met the cutest girl today. Her eyes were gentle, like the light from a phone screen and her smile glowed, like the light from a phone screen.”

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SITUATIONAL HUMOR

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How much did she snort? Half a Gran?

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Kind of weird that your A-hole and your B-hole are the same hole.

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MOVIES

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Metropolis

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Some lines in movies are memorable.

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Can you spell Fascism, boys, and girls?

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Robbie Rotten: LazyTown actor Stefan Karl Stefansson dies aged 43. His final tweet.

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This from a Spanish film about a writer.

I used to write naked sometimes. Nothing sexual involved, just...different.

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I'm going to park this here because I have no other section to park it.

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Things that always tell the truth:

Small children

Drunk people

Yoga pants

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND I

Yeah, we have all known girls like this.

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Asians

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Braggart. 

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*MNBT

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Can you tell what this is?

Woman's fingernails sculpted to look like feet.

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Famoud First Lines

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Nice recovery.

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DIVINE INTERVENTION