FOLIO OLIO: SATURDAY #3548

One Of My Very Own

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That really pisses me off. It's along the same logic as the South Carolina man whose home was stormed by a swat team who found nothing. But after an exhaustive search, it was reported that he had porn. Like we don't ALL HAVE PORN!

The only time you may ever see SC covered in a giant rainbow.

Lucky for us it seems the storm is weakening very rapidly. I don't even think we are going to lose electricity.

There are evacuees all over my fair city, which is strange in that the government sent all the students home.

PEOPLE WITH UNIQUE LIFE SKILLS

Trackcam rolling next to Daphne Schippers as she wins 200m.

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He probably grew up in the business.

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That's actually much safer than it looks.

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I wondered about the origin of this word.

I thought it would have made reference to some type of insanity.

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A Street in San Francisco

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HUGE plot hole in reality: Every person carries around a device with access to the totality of human knowledge and yet people are constantly wrong about everything.

IMAGES

This guy has some new ones...

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A couple of 2018 iPhone Photography Award Winners

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You ladies walk around like that voluntarily. And I had one young woman tell me that the toe of the shoe has plenty of room. Does that shoe confirm that?

Life After Ringling Bros

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Makes me kind of sad.

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Not Your Average Face Swap

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I can’t believe sharks get a week but sociopaths get a whole presidency.

OBJECTS I FOUND UNUSUAL

A fake tank carved out of rock to deceive the American invasion on Iwo Jima in 1945.

That it is not damaged bodes poorly on its effectiveness.

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Me and timepieces...

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Most of us know that you can save a lot of weight by dehydrating food. What if you had 100 pounds of potatoes, and each potato was 99% water. If you dehydrated those potatoes just a little, to the point that they were 98% water, how much would they weigh?

They would weigh 50 pounds. Believe it or not.

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"Hey, Jude" is 50 years Old.

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In 1959, Jackie Gleason had a home built in Cortland Manor, New York, that resembled a flying saucer. It was completely round, and everything in it was round as well: the counters, bar, fireplace, staircase, even the shower doors curved along with the building. That house, dubbed "Mother Ship," along with a guesthouse (also round) called "Spaceship."

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I would do this for hours...

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We all need to watch this when we feel the need to curse the heat.

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I dated a girl like that one time.

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Clever

But in an emergency situation wouldn't a pair of pliers be more needed?

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So squished in the womb by my puppy siblings that my skull didn’t form as it should have.

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When I was young we never discussed our “feelings" and we turned out weirdly manipulative, short-tempered & resistant to self-examination.

CHILDREN BEING CHILDISH

The days the parents decided to spend the college fund.

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Nowadays that toy gun would be strictly forbidden.

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Kid insists on tasting unsweetened cocoa powder.

You need to watch all of this

Instant regret.
BTW, if it doesn't show up it would behoove you to open it in another tab. I found it hilarious.

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People who dry swallow pills carry a terrifying amount of chaotic energy and should not be fucked with under any circumstances whatsoever.

FUN WITH LANGUAGE

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Establish dominance in your household by staring at your wife while you unplug her phone from the charger and plug in your own.

PEOPLE BEHAVING BADLY

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That's bullshit. He was the master of personal hype.

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Football hooligans take over the pitch at St. Andrews during a game between Birmingham City and Leeds United in Birmingham, England in 1985.

After getting organized, the police attack the football hooligans who started the riot on the pitch of a game between Birmingham City and Leeds United in Birmingham, England in 1985.