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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, September 22, 2018

SATURDAY #3555

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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Speaking of football...
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INVENTIONS AND DEVICES

A Giant Floating Tube Is Headed To Clean the Ocean's Great Garbage Patch

The Ocean Cleanup is equipped with a 2,000-foot-long floating boom, which carries a large screen below to trap trash. Plastic trash will naturally pile up against that screen, making it easier for follow-up expeditions to clean it out. That is, assuming the device works as intended. If successful, the Ocean Cleanup team says it can remove half the plastic in the garbage patch over the next five years, and 90 percent of all ocean trash by 2040.

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I found this short and very interesting:
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B-29 Superfortress gun turret sighting system
"Designed and built in the early 1940's, the supremely advanced B-29 Superfortress first flew over 70 years ago in September of 1944. Built by Boeing and based on the highly successful platform of the B-17 bomber, the B-29 became the largest aircraft operational during World War II, a combination of leading-edge tech and devastating firepower."
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Road Shoulder Cutting
Not sure why that's necessary unless it's for road drainage.
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That man seems to have way too many levers to control.
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Speaking of brick...
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Teamwork
I know you have seen it before, but I have newer viewers who have not.
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Stone Polisher
I don't understand all there is to understand about that, but why are there so many shaped like sunflower seeds?
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Remember the old prediction that in the future any job done by hand will be done by robots?
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How sinkholes form through both natural and human-made processes.
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Why?
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 A main part of marriage is heavy sighing to let your spouse know you are upset then saying, “nothing” when they ask what’s wrong.

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SHIT YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAMN DAY

Look carefully at this frisky dog.

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Hell, I like it.
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Megalodon Tooth
My friend found one of these in a three feet deep mountain stream.
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Presidential Motorcade
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How old were you when you first saw elephant titties?
Today years old.
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The best reaction ever!
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For two years my daughter had nightmares about a clown hiding in her closet ever since I dressed like a clown and hid in his closet.

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME

At first, I thought he was getting down on his knees to pray before doing that.

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Yeah, but can he catch an inside straight in a game of five card stud?
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Girl's parents wouldn't buy her a pony so she taught herself to ride a cow instead.
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Look on the bright side of life.
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A well-timed piece of television

James Burke, an underrated national treasure.

His show Connections rivaled Cosmos in my opinion.

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"It’s among the most delectably scandalous stories in the history of medicine: At the height of the Victorian era, doctors regularly treated their female patients by stimulating them to orgasm. This mass treatment—a cure for the now-defunct medical condition of “hysteria”—was made possible by a new technology: the vibrator. Vibrators allowed physicians to massage women’s clitorises quickly and efficiently, without exhausting their hands and wrists."

[verification needed]
Some say that's not true.
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Try not to laugh...
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I know it's silly, but I like the way the casings fly out of it.
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Irish Yoga
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Leave the old guy alone, you nosy bastard.
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I dare you to guess how this ends...
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I completely agree.
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Please. For the sake of civilization.
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Hahahahahahahaha!
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I haven't a clue as to what that means, but it just seems to be something we shouldn't laugh at.
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I want you to remember that millions of people accept that story literally. Think about that.
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I had to Google that number and suggest you 
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PINKY SWEAR
(I Googled that number and it stands for E.)

5 comments:

Fardygardy said...

Not "E", but "e".
You know us mathematicians.

Anonymous said...

I do not even know how I ended up here, but I
thought this post was good. I do not know who you are but certainly
you are going to a famous blogger if you aren't already ;) Cheers!

Unknown said...

car window: why? restoring a classic auto with crank but did not want to crank the window

Ralph Henry said...

He must not understand the word "restoring."

Anonymous said...

The message on the board is implying that he looks like Jabba the Hut from Star Wars.

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