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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, September 20, 2018

THURSDAY #3553

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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SOMETHING HAPPENING SOMEWHERE

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Doing what you have to do.
That's another motorcycle.
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Time to load the kitty up and fly away.
He's not even wearing runaway shoes.
I think it's safe to assume it is sedated.
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The face of joy and happiness.
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This is me climbing a ramp in a parking garage.
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 [watching a sex scene with your parents] "You guys ever try that?"

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THINGS GOING SOUTH

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Demon Rum strikes again...
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Shipping containers...
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We've all seen landslides like this.

This is a first for me.
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When your defense mechanism is interpretive dance.
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When my dad died I inherited 17 bottles of  Old Spice.

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DATA OF WHICH YOU MAY BE UNAWARE

Slab Snappers
Supervisor supervising.
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What the sun looks like in Ultraviolet.
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I was once married to a woman in advertising. I will never forget the hours she spent polishing glasses for one TV commercial.
Another time the creative team was sitting around my dining room table trying to come up with an ad campaign tagline for a diaper tape company who was losing business to cheaper tape companies. When I walked in they jokingly said: "Let's ask Ralph what he thinks." After listening to them explain the problem I said "Stick With Quality" and that's what they went with.
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Built between 1253 and 1278, Houska castle was built with no fortifications, no water, no kitchen, near no trade routes, and with no occupants at its time of completion. The castle was not built as a residence or as a protective sanctuary, but was instead built because of the hole was thought to be a gateway to hell. Thus, by constructing the Gothic building, they were able to keep the demons trapped in the lower level thickest walls closest to the hole of the castle.
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Sunset on the largest canyon in the Solar System, Mars' Valles Marineris.
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I never knew there were so many of them. I find it interesting that seeing one thrill just about anyone.
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Probably.
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You know when you’re rocking the no makeup look and you assume you’re looking all beachy natural and cute but then you look in the mirror and you look like a Victorian child sick with influenza who won’t make it through the winter.

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OH, GENTLE READER, PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR THIS POST

One of the image sites I visit daily sometimes has a daily theme. Guess what that theme was today.


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Can we assume he lost a bet?
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Remember this blast from the past?
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*MNBT
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The biggest asshole I know...
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Famous First Lines
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SEASON FINALE

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