One Of My Very Own
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Marketing Genius
Marketing Genius
CAPTIONS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER
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(That was just to get my bartender, Abby, in a snit.)
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Where do you think your wife learned all those tricks, a pamphlet?
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"Hmmm."
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"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
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The sooner you give up the sooner you can get back to doing what you were doing before.
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OKAY, I'M IMPRESSED
I once lived in a house that had scorched pine on every wall and every ceiling.
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How very wonderful.
It's Forrest Gump running on a treadmill on the back of a moving truck.
I'm pretty sure it's an art performance.
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HOLD THE DARK: Wonderful acting, intriguing plot. I liked it.
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How many does he need to buy a cup of coffee?
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Statue of Neptune , Spain
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Great, dude, you just knocked four guys out of work.
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What if your inner thoughts were in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.
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TOPICS TO THINK ABOUT
Tell that to these people.
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Religion is not all bad...just most of it.
The Catholic Church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633)
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People live in places like this on purpose.
At first, I thought the water was freezing instantly as it came out of the pipe.
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Always remember, we are not only bigger than they are, but we are also smarter than they are.
That is, in fact, not factual.
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That shit is TRUE!
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I hate everything there is about laundromats. I hate the seats, lighting, smell, people, children running around screaming, change machines that don't work, and rude attendants.
And last but not least, everyone is dressed in their absolute worst clothes because their nice ones are in the washer.
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Ever noticed that every car ad on TV has their car voted best? I just watched one that just said, "We were voted best." Who voted. How big was your sample? How was the poll worded?
And what the fuck is this anyway?
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I don't hate many people, but I hate anti-vaxxers.
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The anti-vaxxers are just one step below these people...
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But there are intelligent alternatives to traditional religion...
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My daughter's tongue was fixed to the floor of her mouth by a tight frenulum. Scared the shit out of us but the doctor said it would break all by itself sooner or later. We ignored it and sure enough, it disappeared.
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Next week on Mythbusters.
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Was it a bad day, or was it a bad five minutes that you milked all day?
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WORD ON THE STREET
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Well, of course, it is Cupcake.
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Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture.
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ABSURDITY IS THE NEW NORM
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I showed that to a guy at the bar and he asked, "Where did the egg go?"
Indeed.
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It's an internet gag.
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Why the long face?
Did you notice that the fearless guy in brown almost got kicked right in the face?
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And then there's this...
Love the Crocs.
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Girl passes out after a case of beer.
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ANTEATER
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