TUESDAY #3579

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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PHOTOS THAT LOOK FAKE BUT I HAVE BEEN TOLD ARE NOT

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Does anyone else jack off before a major event so you can have post-nut clarity?

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LESS THAN STELLAR HUMANS

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This is a perfect description of working for a school district.

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I would like to see the peer-reviewed research.

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Laughing at inappropriate times.

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This statue blew over in a storm.

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Several of the waitstaff where I drink got a haircut like this and it was out of style within two weeks.

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Border guards from Eastern and Western Germany. The Berlin Wall. 1990

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A girl once told me that uncircumcised guys are always the nicest because they know their dicks are gross.

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THE PRODUCTS OF MENTAL ACUMEN

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Terracotta Army Men

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Want a guilt-free divorce? Tell your kids it's all their fault so they don't blame you.

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MACHINES AND DEVICES

Mesmerizing.
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Amazing.

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This hammock is designed to lay across.

And with just a couple of adjustments, it turns into a chair.

It even comes with a zip-in mosquito net.

And the whole thing fits in a bag about the size of my nut sack.

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Think of the design time spent on that nozzle.

Every piece of the cone surrounding the nozzle was made of the exact right material in the exact right shape to stabilize the hose.

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Do you think it is to take the place of firecrackers?

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Stolen Bait scooter with airbag

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I was a good dad. I always waited for my kids to go to sleep before I got high.

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ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT HUMOR

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I love shit like that.
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BLESSING IN DISGUISE