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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, October 7, 2018

SUNDAY #3570

One Of My Very Own
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WHAT IT IS IS SITUATIONAL AWARENESS OR LACK THEREOF

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She didn't notice that nobody else was rubbing the elephants' trunk.
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Might be a lucky catch, but at least he saw it coming.
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Everybody has an uncle like this...
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An apex predator of 200 million years and one fleshy idiot.
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Watch carefully...
But we all recognize that his ball-grabbing was effective in stopping the fight.
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Fast reflexes on the truck driver, also.
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Not all heroes wear capes.
What would you owe this man if he saved your child?
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That must have happened to him a thousand times yet he is still terrified.
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Simultaneous fire and alcohol are one of the worse decisions you can make.
Has he never seen any of the videos that explain in detail why this is a terrible idea?
Russians.
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It is so perfect when a young girl and a young boy lose their virginity together. That happened to me six times before I got out of middle school.

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ANIMALS

Guy found a strong box in a house he bought.
So, of course, he forced it open.
Finding only a few coins and one photograph.
And this is that photograph.
I think about that a lot.

I would like to take this opportunity to suggest that we allow it to be spelled "alot" when it is meant to mean many. We could use "a lot" to denote a piece of land for a house and such.
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I'm on the dog's side. Just look at his quivering tongue!
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Meowkour?
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Yeah, well let's see a cat save a complete stranger.
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More bad news for single people.
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How to find the guy who is not very good at applied physics.
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The moment 7 chimps are released into a sanctuary after almost 40 years of medical testing.
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When some asshole shakes your zebra before you opened it...
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By far the most popular prosthetic device is the dildo.

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THINGS TO THINK ABOUT

Chinese Public Surveillance System
This is in addition to the introduction of a 'Social Credit Score', which will be based on a person's behavior. Rude and obnoxious people will see their score decline and will start receiving mediocre/low levels of service such as being disallowed to enter restaurants or theaters, pay higher taxi or airfares, or be denied a service outright. The technology in the gif has been incorporated into the sunglasses that Police officers wear, and recently an arrest was made off of that. It took place at a concert attended by 20,000 people. The police officer simply looked in a general vicinity, and the sunglasses pinpointed a person with an outstanding warrant. An official Party outline claims, it will “allow the trustworthy to roam freely under heaven while making it hard for the discredited to take a single step”.
China will most likely use this tool as part of its soft diplomacy to bring more countries under its sphere of influence. Whatever you and I may think of this tech is irrelevant since any government will drool over it, and they call the shots.

I find that extraordinary.
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You know about me and clocks...
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Note cause of death
The International Consortium of Investigative Journalists, which coordinated the leak, has updates: icij.org/investigations/panama-papers/
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I don't care who you are, this shouldn't have to happen to Americans.

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Enjoying the last of summer in Edmonton.
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This is a neutral post. Feel free to stop here as long as you like before continuing your travels.
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Face yoga and Facial exercises.
And the women that do shit like that are the exact ones who don't vaccinate their kids.
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Two things that pray: People and Mantises. 

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HUMOR

Looks like this man is cured.
That took me a moment.
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I'd like one in the middle of her back for dancing.
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This is my expression when even though I forbid her from telling anyone, the entire waitstaff, cake in hand, walks toward our table to sing me Happy Birthday.
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Human nature being what it is...
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Hahahahahahahaha!
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Trust me, the designers knew exactly what they were doing.
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Every child has the potential to do better.
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SUNDAY SCHOOL

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