One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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NEWSY BITS
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A VISUAL PUN THAT I HAVEN'T SOLVED
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IMAGES I'M BETTING YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
And it's permanent.
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Who else thought that was an extra long camera lens?
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Long exposure photograph of a laser pointer shining on a car.
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Would somebody like to explain that to me?
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These things are worth a look.
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Batflies are a specialized sort of parasite found solely on bats that possess especially hooked legs and flattened abdomens which make it incredibly hard for their hosts to remove or crush them.
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We call this "Military Porn"...for several reasons.
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Amazing.
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From the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tabor's face and then rips off Tabor's prosthetic nose with his teeth.
It, of course, is an outtake.
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Does your life insurance company know you like to be strangled during sex?
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SAFETY CONCERNS
Accidents have many causes.
Many are caused by not following the instructions.
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Lack of experience births many a mishap.
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Lack of adequate planning is a ticket to disaster.
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There is hardly any way to use fireworks safely.
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Then there are people fucking with other people.
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Stupidity is a major component.
Who does that?
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Did you notice the car is floating?
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Don't get me started about hurling your body at great speed with nothing between you and the hard environment.
Please wear a helmet.
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Some accidents are not your fault.
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Wait for it...
Yeah, I thought it was going to burst into flames also.
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People often ask me, Santa, how do you deliver all those toys in one night? To which the simple answer is cocaine.
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LANGUAGE USAGE FOR ALL OCCASIONS
*MNBT
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The Devil's Pews
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That's true, you know.
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*MNBT
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There are two types of people in this world...
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What kind of sick fuck drops a mountain on somebody?
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How very clever.
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The classic movie if there ever was one.
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Macaulay Culkin's middle name is currently "Carson." But, starting in 2019, it will be "Macaulay Culkin," as in Macaulay 'Macaulay Culkin' Culkin.
The Home Alone actor has been polling his fans on what his new middle name should be. The other choices were "Shark Week," "Kieran" (his younger brother's name), "TheMcRibisBack," and "Publicity Stunt." Ultimately his fans went with the meta-choice of his own first and last name.
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The existence of egg nog presupposes the existence of other, more obscure nogs.
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PLACES OF INTEREST
Remember that bucket list I don't have?
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Welcome to mother earth where holes just show up.
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You have to ask yourself, where did all these things sit before power lines?
Oh, yeah.
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I need a little help with this one also.
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Basically, he had to clean off the drain several times.
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The Falkirk wheel.
I've shown you this before, but what amazed me that it is so well-balanced that a small electric motor can turn it.
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There are 100 images embedded on Voyager's golden record. Here are a few of them.
They wanted to send some nudes to show our anatomy.
But NASA had been accused of sending smut into space with that greeting. So they settled on these tamer images.
I took the liberty of calling space a place so that would fit in this section.
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Gun suicides rise to highest level in 40 years.
White male privilege, indeed.
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