TUESDAY #3673

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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For my friend, Dylan...

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Oh, look, another picture of the most beautiful grandchild on the planet...

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 We shall see.
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The shutdown...

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Our governance

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Frankincense

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VISUAL PUN

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 PEOPLE WHO MARCH TO A DIFFERENT BEAT

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Who fucking does this?!?

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Damn! I would like to get a look at this gal.

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When you invite your friend to ride the bull, and the control guy is a pervert.

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I looked it up and it's true.

Talk about your overachiever!

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Yeah, I've done shit like this...

Only I didn't mean to.

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Have you ever wondered what happens when a grandmaster like Maurice Ashley Plays NYC Trash-Talker in the park? 

 Very entertaining 4 minutes.

https://www.i-am-bored.com/2018/12/grandmaster-maurice-ashley-plays-nyc-trash-talker

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You go girls.

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My wife fancies herself an activist, but by the size of her, she is not active enough.

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GET LEARNT

 And that explains this...

I'm assuming those are paved roads.

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 Parallel parking just wasn't that big a problem to require the expense of this solution.

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And they don't see heaven anywhere. You would think the angels would leave the lights on.

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Carbonized bread from Pompeii with baker’s stamp. 79 AD

How did a baker in Pompeii know it was AD?

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 How many of you have noticed that the up indicator tone for an elevator is one tone, while the down indicator tone is a double tone? That is for the blind people, and I had never even noticed.

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 I watched a documentary on such things and the solution was to design the bottom of the bridge like an inverted airplane wing which would pull the bridge down, thus taut.

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Whale saves seal from Orca

I don't think the whale likes seals so much as it hates orcas, what with the baby whale eating and all.

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I once had an attic about like this and wanted to turn it into a playroom for my kids.

But there was a city ordinance that requires that 80% of the room must be at least 8 feet. That it would be used by very short people had no effect. I never did understand the necessity for such a regulation.

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It's a good idea to test your immune system from time to time by eating a gas station hot dog.

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MEMORABLE VISUALS

 Lightning strikes F-16 cockpit canopy.

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Tiptoe Through The Tulips

 Ladies and gentlemen, Tiny Tim.

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Christmas does that to a lot of us.

The guy who posted that said that his dog does that a hundred times a day and only managed to bite his leg ONCE!

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Flex Tape® Commercial (Circa 1932)

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I wonder if anyone has jumped off due to that prank. That one guy looked tempted.

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As I recall this didn't load the first time I tried it on Folio Olio 2, so let's try you just clicking on the link and going to the site. Make sure you have the sound on. I thought it was great!

https://imgur.com/gallery/UJZPJAK

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A combination fidget spinner and butt plug.

That which has been seen can't be unseen.

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When you get a new computer are you assigned a new NSA agent or are you with the same agent for life?

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

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It still disappoints me that one of you fine people had to have ratted my ass out to Google for some sort of nudity. If you have a problem, just email me and I will take care of it.

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I watched Bird Box and really liked the way they took no time explaining the evil presence. Also, within reason, nobody did anything extremely stupid...except for maybe wanting to save others.

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Don't forget poker games.

I always give new players in my poker games the same advice. Stash a twenty dollar bill away, then when you get home you give it to your wife as "Your cut of my winnings." Of course, you do that whether you win or not, but the point is that your wife will ENCOURAGE you to go play poker after that.

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So how long until GoFundMe is our nation's leading health care provider?

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THE WAY IT WERE

I watched a documentary about a nostalgic look at the 50s. .

I was this kid's age...about 11.

Working Towards Living the American Dream

https://www.i-am-bored.com/2018/12/working-towards-living-the-american-dream

Note the shift of tone towards the end of the video. In many ways, it feels similar to now. The doomsday clock, for example, is as close to midnight as it's ever been.

I remember that we were free to try all kinds of shit.

 Kids learn very valuable lessons whether it fails or works.

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 I find all such things as a belief in talking snakes just silly, but mostly harmless. But Scientology is a cult that does great harm and must be curtailed.

 Germany called a spade a spade.

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