One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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NEWSY BITS
And here's why.
The now infamous missed call.
But I won a shit load of money on the game, so...
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NEWSY BITS
And here's why.
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THE SHUTDOWN
I know missing a couple of paychecks is rough, but who doesn't have enough money put away to survive ONE MONTH without a paycheck?
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THE SHUTDOWN
I know missing a couple of paychecks is rough, but who doesn't have enough money put away to survive ONE MONTH without a paycheck?
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PHOTOSHOP FUN
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I just remembered an excellent joke someone told me once. Where does a mansplainer get his water? . . . From a well... actually.
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RATHER UNIQUE CREATURES
Camel born with cyclopia, which is when the developing brain fails to separate into two hemispheres, resulting in the skull only forming a single eye socket.
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I've never seen it so cold you could see a bird's breath.
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Hahahabannanaha!
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A Lady in Starbucks said to my wife, “I love your perfume... what is it?” My wife replied, “January Vogue, page 26.”
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PEOPLE NOT AT ALL LIKE YOU AND ME
What Happens Next?
A. Big brother knocks the apple off little brother's head without mishap.
B. Big brother misses apple, loses grip on the bat which smacks camera.
C. Big brother smacks apple with a mighty downswing of the bat probably causing little brother's a concussion.
D. Big brother backs out of such a risky trick at the last moment.
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Watching TV on mute
She is describing how her son first used an electric toothbrush.
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It's caused by a passing train?!
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C. Big brother smacks apple with a mighty downswing of the bat probably causing little brother's a concussion.
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Who in their right mind would think that a good idea?
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Rather powerful image
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Speaking of teachers...
Yeah, but she can't spell worth a shit.
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If that was faked, it was faked very well.
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I threw old kale under my feeder and now the squirrels are walking around in yoga pants and requesting coconut water.
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"The first time is always a little awkward."
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S.T.E.M. MATTERS
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Boston Dynamics is setting the standard for robotics.
Well, it looks to me like they exactly copied how a human would do it. We evolved solutions to those problems long ago, so why not use us as models?
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Do the colorful contents look out of place to anyone but me?
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Alternative Arrangements of the Tables of Elements
Who knew that needed to be fixed.
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I hate it when baby boomers are like "your generation is too sensitive!" Like ok, Gail, I'm not the one writing 8 paragraph Yelp reviews because the restaurant was painted a color you didn't like.
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HUMOR IS AS HUMOR DOES
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Speaking of Snow...An old classic.
Snow...get it?
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Get Well Mark Zuckerberg.
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My neighbors are so friendly that I'm sitting in my car waiting for them to go inside so I don't have to talk to them.
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VARIOUS FACTS ABOUT YOUR HOST
As a mural painter, I worked for myself. I was once asked the advantages of self-employment and I told them that I work for a really nice guy who gives me the day off when I really need it. And also the boss gave me hand jobs from time to time.
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I did the exact same thing to the sandbox in the first-grade area at the school at which I taught. Those babies would search and search then turn them into their teachers, who would give them back to me.
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This is exactly what I look like when my wife wakes me up from a nap...
I take my naps very, very seriously.
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If more people could do this regularly therapists would go out of business.
I used to love camping. I loved, even more, showing my kids new stuff we found in the woods. Now I'm too old.
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Except for brief intervals, I've always had a dog or two.
I tripped over my last dog and broke my hip, and after I swore I would never fall again I am out of dog ownership.
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Finally! A parking spot for grown men and their Weber grill.
I used to cook almost every night on a grill. I've had every kind of grill you can think of. Now my back won't allow me to stand that long.
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Line Riders - Beethoven's 5th
A long-time viewer sent me this and I thoroughly enjoyed it and for you people in a hurry - it's not too long.
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Of course, I hate people who do this, but there is a fault to lay at the feet of the local governments for not providing adequate trash cans. I have visited beaches with trash cans every 30 or so yards and there was much less trash.
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