FRIDAY #3739

One Of My Very Own

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OUTRE BEHAVIOR

So where did the bucket come from? Did he bring it with him? Maybe that happens every time he gets married and it's simple rote memory. Or the hotel staff could have closets full of such buckets strategically placed throughout the building. Or maybe the bride's mother got tired of paying for the extra clean up charges and had the bucket designed into her veil.
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I'm not really a prude about it, but I do like to take a shit in private.
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Surely the artist knew the eyes of the horse are on opposite sides of the skull...surely.
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The dog is dangling between to bars in the balcony rail.

The fat bastard has some balls.  I am not sure if I would have done that. But I am glad he did.

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Now that I'm quitting smoking I must clean out my car.

I've decided to just trade it in instead.
*MNBT
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You can't buy Hot Pockets. You can only buy cold pockets. You are expected to supply the heat yourself. Don't believe the lies.

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INFORMATION I DIDN'T HAVE YESTERDAY

I cannot find out what that gun is or who makes it, using google image search.

Does anyone know what this beast is?
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A Webley Fosbery automatic pistol

As the revolver fires, recoil moves the top section back allowing a pin to index the cylinder moving it to the next firing position upon returning to the forward position. 
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I've been waiting for one of these my whole life.

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This looks like my electric cart!

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Terry Black’s BBQ and sides- Austin, TX

If I'm not mistaken, that stuff next to the bread is caviar, but I don't know for sure. Luckily, one of my most trusted advisors lives in Austin and I'm sure he will ascertain the facts.
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Why are all the bottles tied together?
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[verification needed] 
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Kind of looks like John Travolta don't it?
No wonder the Greek men fucked one another.

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Worship Satan? Why would you worship a deity who lost a fiddle contest with some random hillbilly down in Georgia?

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AIN'T NATURE GRAND

First, I had no idea they could do that. But that is some extraordinarily taut chain.
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So this guy is flying across the water on one of those flying wing things.

Then in an instant he down.

 But reversing the film reveals to cause of his mishap.

I found that extraordinary.
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This toucan came to play...

But who is leading whom?


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You and I once watched one of those expel a ton of water to collapse. So if it is full of water, why is it floating so high in the water?
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The leaf frog.

Complete with fake veins. 
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Surface tension, by Philotheus Nisch

How mesmerizing.
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Setenil de las Bodegas, Cádiz, Spain

What an exciting place to live.
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I feel like my body's check engine light is on but I'm still driving it like "Nah, it'll be fine."

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SMILE A LITTLE SMILE FOR ME

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What Happens Next to this fire eater?

A. He sets his shirt on fire.
B. He shoots fire out of his ass.
C. He sets the whole room on fire.
D. The lady in white projectile vomits. 
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B. He shoots fire out of his ass. 
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If I were a dog for just one day...

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If time went backward even for just one minute, a host of people would be violated by their turds jumping out of the toilet and back up their butts.

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SERIOUSLY, FOLKS

Just stop it, ladies. You are not a princess. Your groom is not a prince. Quit demanding that your friends spend money to satisfy your fantasy. 
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After being shot down over Vietnam in 1965 he spent the next 8 years as a POW. This clip is from a forced propaganda television interview in 1966. Whilst talking he is blinking T-O-R-T-U-R-E in Morse code. After returning home and being debriefed by the military, the rules were changed on what we expected prisoners to do and not do.
I know I've shown you that a couple of times already, but people like that shouldn't be allowed to be forgotten.
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I think it makes him look smarter.

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The original cast of SNL, 1975. Just seven people who wrote most of their own material.

But I think the secret to their success lies in the fact that they took chances. 
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Most young people couldn't care less about the insurance liability of their behavior. And remember, a skateboard has no brakes. If they were allowed at this mall and one of them ran into me and broke my other hip, I would own half the place before all the lawsuits were adjudicated.
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This is not very long and maybe a real eye-opener.
https://boingboing.net/2019/03/05/animated-video-shows-staggerin.html
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Mr. Mike Tyson at 52

To repeat, don't just assume you can fight unless you have been trained and workout regularly. 
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Please don't blow shit up unless you absolutely have to.

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My wife is so green she urinates outside in front of others to spread awareness.
Seriously, people drink urine, so how nasty can it be? And be careful making a big deal out of washing your hands after touching something "as filthy as your dick"...the same dick you are going to ask her to put in her mouth on the way home.
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Fuck cancer.

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Be like him.
 
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This from Scotland...

 If you find yourself in a fight, run away. There is no shame in living another day.

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 There is a lot to be said for going beyond mere survival.

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 Still too soon?

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 I don't care what you call it, magic is magic...

 And it's all bullshit.

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 Demon Rum

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