One Of My Very Own
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Note that the email address has changed slightly. The wife and I call it the "No P" address.
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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If you can't be with the one you hate, hate the one you're with.
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ONCE SEEN NEVER UNSEEN
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One lucky sumbitch.
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I haven't seen a funny face swap in a while...
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Watch carefully - maybe twice...
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A man bathing?
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When I was growing up, wild dogs were a big problem also.
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Nice.
But where is her shadow?
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Like when you used to make a mistake on your paper so you used white-out but then it gets all chunky and busted and worse. That’s concealer in your 40s.
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THE CINEMA
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When I mention something just a bit risqué in the bedroom and the wife gives me this.
She looks like a school teacher I would have had.
This is what school teachers look like nowadays.
*MNBT
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I watched the movie Quartet. It had these transition shots.
A close-up of a shovel digging in the soil.
A fork digging into a meal.
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Do you recognize this guy?
I think he was Lara's husband in Dr. Zhivago.
He did a very good job in the Quartet.
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Remember when he turned down the prostitutes in Cuba?
I like to think of famous people doing everyday things. Like Al Pacino in the Godfather sitting up in a hotel bed jacking off to black and white photographs of young girls with dirty feet because they didn't have a Foot Wash Off Guy back then.
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I thought “District 9” was a good movie on multiple levels.
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Couldn't make that movie today.
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It's hard to find quality cinema like this...
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I love when Scandinavian people on internet forums are like "Sorry for the bad English, I still have a considerable amount to learn about your language, again I apologize for my diction which is likely quite malformed."
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GET LEARNT
How LIGO detected gravitational waves.
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Maple tree first tapped in 1867.
Those are tapping scars.
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What happens if I turn my VR headset upside down in this game?
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Don’t compare yourself to other people but if you must, compare yourself to someone objectively worse.
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PEOPLE BEING HUMAN
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Stupid cunt.
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I lied to my kids all the time. I called it strengthening their crap detectors. Later in life, my grown daughter told me that that the only thing it did was that she didn't believe a thing I said.
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Think about Queen Elizabeth balancing that crown on her head while she looks down at her last wipe checking for any residual royal fecal matter.
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I would like to meet this cheeky kid.
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Security guard amusing himself...
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Taking regulations a little too seriously...
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Nobody has the authority to make rules like that for me to live by.
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Two friends helping remove snakes from each other’s hair.
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My wife absolutely refuses to drink any tap water till it’s gone through the Brita filter that she hasn’t changed since the Carter administration.
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THE LANGUAGE WE SHARE
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It's called kerning and it's important.
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A few books you may have missed.
And my favorite...
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Be careful out there, my friends.
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4 comments:
Amazing blog! Is your theme custom made or did
you download it from somewhere? A design like yours with a few simple tweeks would really make
my blog jump out. Please let me know where you got your theme.
Appreciate it
I made it up. You may use any and all of my design elements but not the names. Good luck.
Ralph,
Why are you replying to these "generic" comments that clearly have nothing to do with your blog? Can't you see that? They sent that same comment to about 3000 other bloggers. I am sorry to have to break this reality to you this way.
Also, is there anyone out there who can actually insert a key into a cork like that? That would be hard to do with a sharp object, much less a key.
I'm thinking the "generic" comments come from students attempting to learn English. Whatever.
Maybe the key took much longer to insert than was shown. I don't really know.
Lastly, is there anything you LIKE about my blog? Be specific.
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