SATURDAY $3775

One Of My Very Own

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THE BURNING OF CALORIES 

Anti-Gangsta Chancla

 Grandma will kick your ass!

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This should be impossible.

Notice that the first loudmouth sits out the real fight.
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 I dig it.
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An old clip of my wife goofing off around at the beach...

She used to point her toes like that for me, also.
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Two thugs attack a security guard and no one bats an eye.

When the guard draws his gun everybody goes nuts. 

Now imagine what would have happened if the thugs had taken away the guard's gun.
Here it is in real time.

And you wonder why some people are against immigration.
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1818 - Rides for miles on horseback to find a newspaper to read by candlelight.

2018 - If it takes more than two clicks, I’m not reading it.

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MORE AMAZING ANIMALS

This horse loves frozen lips.

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The bigger the dog the bigger your responsibility to train it properly.
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Two-day-old dolphin calf watches mom swim upside down while chasing fish.

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An experience this man will probably never forget.

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Yes, animals are just wonderful.

Now he's just showing off.
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MY WIFE'S DOCTOR: You've gained a lot of weight.

MY WIFE: I'm getting older and my metabolism is slowing down.

DOCTOR: [slapping chicken wings out of her mouth] I mean since you got here.

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C'EST L'AMORE

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I not only LIKE the female butt, I like women who show them off.

My wife was famous for such antics. 
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Twice as a young man I had been in a position to spy on a group of women in various stages of disrobing. Experiences that I will never forget.

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I think I've posted that before and asked women to tell me what they would do if they got into bed with a man wearing one of those. None of those women replied.
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Hahahahanhanaha! 
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I actually think that the knife cuts both ways. 
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People at the bar: You're hilarious, man.

Family: You’re really funny.

Blog Followers: You’re occasionally witty, but don’t quit your day job.

Wife: You’re an idiot. That’s not funny.

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WORDS WORTH GRAPPLING

I don't know about lawyers but my doctor built me a pretty cool fucking new hip...with his hands. 
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Funny, funny lady.
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Americans' attention span is about three nightly news, tops.

You need to do some research as to exactly how much money each man, woman, and child owes. I know we owe it to ourselves, sort of, but still.

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My mantra. 
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I don't know what that means, but it kind of sounds inspirational.
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Talk is cheap, amigo.
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 I am using the Netflix account of my neighbor's prom date's ex-girlfriend. How many degrees of separation are you from an actual Netflix account?

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OBJECTS OF NOTE

I am deeply impressed.
He started off with the planets and asked another tattoo artist to "fix" it. And he did, indeed, fix it.
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Gold leaf was floated on the water...

 Then a chocolate lollipop is pushed down, thus wrapping it in gold.

I'm not saying gold leaf is, but I read that gold can be thinned to 10 atoms thick and still maintain its integrity.
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The lights from the first responder's vehicle make it look like the whole pole is red hot. 
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Orion Launch Abort System Attitude Control Motor

The motor operates to keep the crew module on a controlled flight path in the event it needs to jettison and steer away from any celestial object, or debris in space. 
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Mechanical calculator dividing by zero.

I would have expected smoke. 
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A lockable motorcycle garage.

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My favorite brush is the ones in the upper right.

I have maintained all my brushes to give to my grandson. 
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Speaking of my grandson...

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It was stated that this is an unaltered photo.

They just display all grayscale clothing along the same wall.
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I have been trying for years to find a gif of this that would load and they were all too large.

I find it intriguing.
I would guess why they don't just join the pipe in the ditch is that they have to run pressure tests to make sure it is not leaking...something much easier to do out of the hole. Or they just do it that way because it's cool as shit.
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Why is it pronounced ar-kan-saw and not ar-you-sure-you-wanna-go-here?

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PEOPLE OF NOTE

My daughter was about that age when she began keeping the stats in the program. 
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 Guy's good.

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Young people be like...

These last few years, for the first time in my life, I have no set time to get up. I can literally lay in bed as long as I like. And, yes, it is as wonderful as it sounds. 
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If there are any Trump supporters out there, I have a question for you. If a guy sitting at the next barstool said that windmills cause cancer, what would you say to him?
Well, why don't you Tweet Trump the same thing? 
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So absurd it looks like something I would do. 
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Master's Golf Tourney I took all white golfers and gave any golfer of color to my bartender. And we decided that if an Asian guy won it, then the bet was a wash.

I made that bet just so I could listen to people moan when I told them the story of me doing so. 

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