MONDAY #3833

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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I've taken a few days away from the computer and here is what I spent my time doing.

My 3-year-old grandson made this for me.

I'm Big Diddy.
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UNIQUE FOOD AND BEVERAGE IMAGES

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Sophie Turner plays "Tequila Slaps" with Conan O'Brien.

It involves one person taking a shot of tequila and trying to swallow it before another person slaps the tequila out of their mouths.
And a good time was had by all.
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If I were her I would put this on my resume...

The perfect segue for the next section...
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Going through life as a pessimist is the best option - you are either correct or pleasantly surprised.

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FORNICATION AND THOUGHTS THEREOF

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I know it was silly but it fits in the section. 
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It that a real thing? Seriously.
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The Ron Jeremy of small mammals.
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He ain't dancing, Y'all.
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On a serious note...

Why do so many people allow a little infidelity to ruin their lives? She will still nurse him back to health. She will share their financial obligations. She will raise his children. And chances are he fucked around during his deployment. Let's give all that puritan shit a rest, shall we?
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You can't buy Hot Pockets. You can only buy cold pockets. You are expected to supply the heat yourself. Don't believe the lies.

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SCHADENFREUDE REMAINS ALIVE AND WELL

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It's always funnier when it happens to fat people...

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And on your close-up on international television...

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I think the clear message is the phrase "sight unseen."
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Something only an uncle would give children...

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CPR is just the human version of blowing into a video game cartridge hoping it'll work again.

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HUMOR COMES IN MANY FORMS

I would get German women to read me jokes in German publications and never found one of them funny. 
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Making fun of stupid people is always allowable...

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Wait for it...

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My very first semester I got talked into taking an 8am speed reading class and it was just as awful as it sounds. 
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I like a little darker humor than most people. Example:

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I even find death hilarious.

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Another perfect segue...
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If dinosaurs were so dumb then please explain to me how they had the foresight to die off before the Kardashians had a TV show.

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME

Modern-day Rangers climb the cliffs of Pointe Duhoc as did their WWII ancestors did.

I often wonder if I would have had the grit to do what those men did.
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Sure, the driver knew what he was doing, but I admire the strapping job done on those logs. 
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I wonder how many people will get that. 
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The ridicule of idiots must be unceasing.

And...

 https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2019/06/04/putins-media-struggle-to-deal-with-hbos-chernobyl-a65866
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SweatGutter

A necessity in the climate furnace that is the American South. 
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I'll let this speak for itself...

 Expert in Partial Arts?

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I'm assuming that huge bulge indicates that the snake has recently eaten and that the child is in no danger. But still.
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I would have thought that the yellow one I posted recently was a one of a kind, but no.

 
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There is a lot of talk about Toxic Masculinity. But all I see are indications of the demasculinization of men and they do it voluntarily.

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