FRIDAY #3907

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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The NFL kicks off with my beloved Packer playing the hated Bears. Pray for my Packers.
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I like this post.

PEOPLE IN PERIL

I just can't imagine living in a place where this was possible.
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With his hand on the release lever!
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 Remember, no matter what, never, ever get out of your car.
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It was stated he lived. 
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This man will soon be imperiled by what implement.

 A. Pipe
B. Candlestick
C. Rope
D. Wrench

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A. Pipe

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Yeah, that's cool and all but I've napped atop a nuclear missile more than once.
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It looks to me that the maneuver made him speed up. 
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It looks like all lanes are heading in the same direction, even the road on the right.
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My wife asserted her dominance by putting a few decorative pillows in my truck.

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WORD ON THE STREET
or
THE WRITING ON THE WALL

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I savor absurdity.
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 "MADNESS"
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I have a new name to use at restaurants with a waiting line.
"Party of four for Uracunt. Uracunt party of four."
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I learned how to be a dad by doing everything the exact opposite of my own dad.
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Sorry, Hallmark, I'm ruined.

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One of my favorite jokes goes like this:
A masochist married a sadist and on their honeymoon, the bride said "Hurt me, hurt me" and the husband said, "No."

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Fuck Putin even though he's Trump's best friend. 
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 [sitting on the deck with my daughter]

Me: Everything the light touches-

Her: Yes dad?

Me: - You have to mow.

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EXECUTIVE COLORING BOOK

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Me [introducing my family]: This is my brother Jim, he’s a geologist. This is my cousin Sue, she’s a cosmetologist. And this is my *eyes narrow* Uncle Ed, he’s a racist. 

Ed: Uh, race car driver. 

Me: That too.

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HUMOROUS IMAGES

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What is that inside the red circle?

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No, not a dog.

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What's the point?

"Point." 
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While he waits on the fucking maid. Tsk, tsk.

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My mother told the story of the white bathing suit she once wore. The first time it got wet it turned transparent like the above.

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I thought that wonderful.

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 I'm really scared society will collapse soon and there won't be any more Krystal Burgers.

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THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

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 *during sex*

Me: Hurt me.

Wife: Your brother is hotter than you.

Me: I...

Wife: Not a big fan of the new haircut either.

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MORE SERIOUS MATTERS

Somebody has to do it...

https://i.imgur.com/J4H1hg2.mp4
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The lights are flashing. I bet it is very effective.
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I'm assuming that is an art installation. 
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How very poignant. 
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https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/aug/22/vegan-parents-of-malnourished-toddler-sentenced-to-300-hours-community-service?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard
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Rednecks gotta redneck.

It was stated that he got a $500 quote to move his mobile home, so he rented the truck for $19 and did it himself. Brilliant. 
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Snow Hole

https://i.imgur.com/jsxG3yB.mp4

That looks like practice for the probe to land on Europa.

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I finally got a gif to load of that 3D traffic painter.

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 This is the inside of the shuttle Endeavor.

In the photographs, I found this and it looked graffiti.
During my research, I found this"
A replica of a NASA space shuttle on display in Houston was defaced when vandals sprayed racial and political graffiti on the side of the full-size mockup.

But then I found many pictures of signatures and messages from just about everyone who entered that room.

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The S.S. Normandie was a star crossed ship.

https://newyorkhistoryblog.org/2014/09/the-sinking-of-the-s-s-normandie-at-nycs-pier-88/
As I understand it, it caught fire at the dock and the fire department pumped so much water on and in the ship that it rolled over.
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 I'm assuming it would work for a real pet like a dog. And the box would smell like you, which is good.

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