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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, September 2, 2019

MONDAY #3903

One Of My Very Own
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THE PEOPLE SECTION


 The way her head responds...dayum.
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He must have let his wife pack for him...
 
I'm thinking that pulling it with a cart-like thing with two bicycle wheels would be smarter.
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When labor is cheap. 
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How do you go about finding out that something like that works?
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The instructions must have been unclear.
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We all need to look at this when we are feeling down...
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This is a funeral.

What stage of grief is that?
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 Couple with Down Syndrome Told Not to Marry, Proves Critics Wrong 25 Years Later



How wonderful.
Not to be insensitive, but do you think they were forbidden from having children?
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To Convince Us Citizens That the Polio Vaccine Was Safe, Elvis Is Administered the Vaccine on National Television, 28/10/1956.
 And almost immediately the autism kicked in.
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And just like Strom Thurmond here in South Carolina, he kept getting re-elected because he brought billions of dollars of federal money into our state in the form of interstate highways, military bases, etc.
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Marriage is probably the least romantic thing you can do with another person.

Anyway, congrats on your engagement!

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THE PLACES SECTION

"You MANIACS! You blew it up!"
 I think there ought to be a website that tells you every movie location in your area. I would love to see many of them.
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Moving a house using Gotong-royong, the Malaysian custom of cooperative community action.
 https://i.imgur.com/eMT22P1.mp4
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 Biltmore Estate, North Carolina.
We stopped by there on the way home from a trip. But we soon learned that you need all day to do it justice. I saw Napolean's chess set which mesmerized me.
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Meanwhile in England...
The worst Doctor Who episode ever.

And...

Reminded me of this...

Speaking of...

Strange as it sounds, it's true.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/12/dog-mauled-owner-death-front-bbc-film-crew-probably-crack-cocaine/amp/

There is a “drive limit” for crack cocaine!?
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And using religious logic, you can't prove it wrong therefore it must be true.
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I am not an expert on such things, I'm not even very knowledgable, but I don't like singular events - not even for the universe.
The Big Bounce appeals to me.
Gist: The universe is cyclic, expanding and contracting in a cycle, bouncing back each time that it shrinks to a certain size. In other words, it will expand to the point of collapse and then shrink back to the size of its starting point. The Big Bang, therefore, was the result of a collapse of the previous universe.


I'm also a fan of the Multiverse.

Thinking our universe is the only universe strikes me as the same as thinking the universe was Earth Centric. It's not about us.
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People get angry when I point out that much of their recycling ends up in the landfill, but it is not a bad thing. Our city sells glass, aluminum, paper, etc to recyclers but these companies have a certain capacity and when that limit is met the excess is thrown away.
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What deep Ala-fucking-bama shit is this?
And remember, those are the very best clothes they own. 
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We operate by one simple rule: if you smell it and you think it's gone bad, I believe you. Further testing (by me) is unnecessary.

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Hahahabananaha!
Try to think of that as a visual joke.
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THE THINGS SECTION

The original model.
I looked that up and it's true.
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 You can buy those cheap in Dildo, Newfoundland
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Well, it looks like somebody is hungry...
Some people think it hides it then lays eggs on or in it so the offspring can dine in peace. 
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I've probably shown you this before but I still moaned in pleasure.
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I'm thinking that is necessary for an animal who sits on swaying branches all day. 
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Should have put this next to the lizard bug above. 
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America's rejection of science frightens me.
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A good slow-mo of a rather intense lightening-bolt strike.
 
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Did you know there was a machine to make fresh onion rings in mere seconds?
If interested here's the link:
https://i.imgur.com/fohoaXm.mp4 

Speaking of...

It was stated that the owner sells this kebab in a day, earning around 5k to 10k Turkish Liras per day.
Is it solid meat? Was the meat pre-cooked prior to stacking? And what do you do with the unsold meat at night? Do they have a giant fridge for it?
https://i.imgur.com/VKFXGMR.mp4


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This device helps with a safe sit-to-stand transfer for people with reduced mobility.
https://i.imgur.com/SjCpUMA.mp4 
I like simple, low-tech collusions, and I think I know where they got that orange color...
 But when and if I get to be too much a pain in the ass my wife has told me how she is going to deal with it...

She's got a lot of friends who would help her.
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Clever use of waves to create electricity.
 https://i.imgur.com/G5u5fGy.mp4
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Currency in Scotland has otters on it.
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It's a game. The last one to go to the emergency room wins. 
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For you people who don't live in the American South, I am looking for instructions on how to make snowballs.
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BEWARE SLIPPERY SURFACES
 Again I ask, how do you get insurance on something like that?
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2 comments:

Scott James said...

Monday punday = hikers shriek.

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