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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, September 9, 2019

MONDAY #3910

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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Any pro-football fans out there?
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My pool of loadable gifs is shrinking. I have no choice but to use more and more links back to the source.

ASIANS

Asians At Work

https://i.imgur.com/1C3M8fp.mp4
^^A1^^

Clink Clink Clink

https://i.imgur.com/COfHkvF.mp4
^^A2^^

Young Dance Pro
https://i.imgur.com/zpv7mVz.mp4 
^^A3^^


^^A4^^

Asian road crew
https://i.imgur.com/mqRcUBx.mp4 
You would think with the sheer numbers of workers that it would be cheaper just to do it by hand.
^^A5^^

Asian parenting

https://i.imgur.com/kH2gez8.mp4
Why don't they just wait for the kid to go to sleep like American parents?
And unlike Americans parents who would never let a kid slap them repeatedly in the face.
^^A6^^


^^A7^^

Hong Kong protesters take down a facial recognition tower.

https://i.imgur.com/oCDpPuH.mp4
^^A8^^

Beer on tap Asian style
https://i.imgur.com/plz1zKJ.mp4 
She smiles like she really enjoys her job. More Americans should do that...or fake it.
^^A9^^



I'm just assuming that is something Asians would do.
^^A10^^

They do this every day...
https://i.imgur.com/RyqU9c7.mp4
One would think they would invent a machine to do that.
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Try to imagine America without Mexican, Italian or Chinese restaurants. And while you are thinking about that, think about why we don't have British restaurants. I've seen Irish bars that served Shepherd's Pie, but never British unless you can count Captain D's or Long John Silver's. 

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ME: I’m scared of dying alone.

SCIENTISTS: Don’t worry it’s a mass extinction.

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ODD BEHAVIOR


 It's interesting how they have two spotters with a mattress inside the loop. But then there are the formally dressed attendees.
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*MNBT 
But if it's not true it ought to be.
^^B3^^


^^B4^^

He never said which head.
https://i.imgur.com/6v6kzb0.mp4
^^B5^^

If you have never seen a school bus race this is the one to watch.

https://i.imgur.com/59tg3bP.mp4

Talk about your gifs that end too soon.
^^B6^^


My bet is there's a white threshold they have to get over to get out of the barn or some such shit.
^^B7^^



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My neighbor's grandson is playing “Louie, Louie” on the recorder if anyone wanna come over.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST

Alternative Housing
 https://i.imgur.com/wf2LFC4.mp4

I would like to see it with flat plates sticking out to hold the soil, sand or snow.
^^C1^^

Blue Ribbon Quilt at the Oregon State Fair
I consider things like that national treasures.
^^C2^^

What a marvelous invention.
Under most circumstances, the intruders want to avoid noise at all costs. With this, they could probably eventually get through, but by then I would be well-armed.
^^C3^^

Escape Pod
I think I might have posted that prior. Sorry if my senility is showing.
^^C4^^

No word on what this actually is...
But the way the falling brick look frozen mid-flight it looks like a painting.
^^C5^^

Can't you just smell that! Instead of ice cream, I'm going to be the guy who takes his grandson out for bread...at a real bakery...warm out of the oven.
^^C6^^

Styrofoam art
He could bury that in packed damp sand and pour in molten aluminum to produce a lasting sculpture. I've done it, I know.
^^C7^^

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Once again I've managed to poke myself in the eye with my own finger like my eyes have not been in the same goddamn spot for seventy-five goddamn years.

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GET LEARNT

 ^^D1^^



Finally found a credit for one of my all-time favorite photographs...

You, sir, have produced a masterpiece.
^^D2^^


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I saw a documentary where they showed one dolphin an object.  Then that dolphin was sent to a partition to "tell" another dolphin what picture of objects on the other side of the partition he should choose. If they got it right they got a fish or some such shit. Anyway, they consistently got it right.
^^D4^^


^^D5^^

I've never seen Haka with subtitles.

https://i.imgur.com/wefgIcT.mp4
Fascinating.
^^D6^^



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Welcome to old age. Prepare to pay for everything you’ve done to your body over the last 70 years.

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OBSERVATIONS AND OPINIONS

Why am I allowed to say one N-word and not the other?
 I think I'll start a movement concerning banning the word nipple from use on Google. They seem to be obsessed with its usage.
^^E1^^


We humans can dump two pills out in our palm with a couple of shakes of a bottle. I do it every night. Only very seldom to I dump three, never four. Two shakes = two pills damn near every time.
^^E2^^


Remember the story about the woman who used melted sugar for hair spray?
Only hers had huge moths and beetles and shit. 
^^E3^^


That's what happens when you are holding everybody's money. 
^^E4^^

I went to the beer aisle in my grocery store and heard a man ask somebody what kind of beer they wanted.
 Then he blurted out, "Busch? Nobody drinks Busch unless you are on parole!"
^^E5^^


I actually meet a guy who stated, "Trump doesn't lie." Where has this guy been? 
^^E6^^


I've done some might stupid shit while drunk. But that's all behind me now. I'm approaching my Soberversary. 
^^E7^^


I have NEVER got one of those things to work properly. Now I don't even try. But that's one of the advantages of being retired...I'm never in a hurry. 
^^E8^^

I allow images like this to affect me.
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I did it and couldn't figure out what the big deal was. Maybe you will have better luck.
^^E10^^

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 One of my all time favorites...
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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

There's evidence to support body odor preference and optimal "mixing" of immune properties (major histocompatibility complex, MHC). Women prefer a mate with a different MHC make up than themselves, so that offspring will have a more robust and broadly acting immune system. MHC is linked to the odor profile in male and female body odor. Thus, the preference for a particular body odor actually has biological implications for immune system "strength" in potential offspring.

Admirer said...

You would enjoy Polo and Pan "Dorothy"

Ralph Henry said...

Thank you, doctor, I enjoyed your Ted Talk.

Anonymous said...

Pun=Marble blamer

Ralph Henry said...

What the fuck does that mean?

Anonymous said...

The "smaranga" puns are anagrams (smaranga being an anagram of "anagrams").

Here one cat-eye marble is blaming the other; "marble" and "blamer" are anagrams of each other.

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