FOLIO OLIO: THURSDAY #3913

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL:

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

From the desk of George Bush...

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I don't know why, but it makes me feel as if all is well with the world when I see different species of animals play like that.
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Yeah, it looks vicious but I bet it's seldom fatal.
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The Einstein of fucking bears!

https://i.imgur.com/HccJsn9.mp4
Maybe not. She smells the food and tries to pry open the "lid" like she has done a thousand of garbage cans. But with a car door, the only handhold is the handle.
The trick is to never ever leave food in your car or anywhere else outside your locked doors.
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Remember this oldie?

https://i.imgur.com/UxMfU3Q.mp4
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Wife: "ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME OR NOT?"

Me: "What are my choices again?"

PEOPLE BEHAVING LESS THAN ADMIRABLY

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It was stated that this is the photo to announce her engagement.

Initially, I thought the gag was the unpainted nail. Boy was I wrong.

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I've always recommended marrying whores so you don't have to teach them anything...they teach you.
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*MNBT
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Let's play "spot the drunk girl".

Try this one first:
https://i.imgur.com/PfLU53g.gifv
or...

https://i.imgur.com/PfLU53g.mp4
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The internet still hates this motherfucker...

All because he was trying to change America to be more like the catastrophe of Europe's internet regulations.

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Do they make those in adult sizes...oh, wait, there's no need.
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Let's discuss parenting skills, shall we?

https://i.imgur.com/ezCfTwl.mp4

Did you notice that the mother just ran off and left her daughter? For that reason, I now think she is a babysitter or some such shit. No parent could just abandon their child in that situation.
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If you don't know about this bitch, you need to Google some of her antics.
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I will never forget the first thing my wife said to me after sex: "Never use your Elmo voice again."

RATHER SERIOUS MATTERS

I glad there are people dedicated to mastering this skill.

https://i.imgur.com/V6Zl9YV.mp4
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It was reported that the passenger in the small plane died due to the black plane's huge nose blocking the pilot's view. My question is, why was he allowed to taxi blind without a spotter?
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https://www.theguardian.com/sustainable-business/2016/jun/30/plastic-road-india-tar-plastic-transport-environment-pollution-waste

Brilliant.
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Texas officials distributed flyers to Village residents advising – but not requiring – those choosing to remain at their homes during the test to go outside during Starhopper’s next flight.

Staying out of your house is recommended to avoid flying glass in the event that the vehicle explodes, potentially shattering windows with the shockwave that could result, but clearly demonstrates the fact that county officials believe there is a near-zero chance of Starhopper actually impacting anywhere near the houses.
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Let me know if you think this meal is worth the effort.

Before you click on the link try to remember the most labor-intensive meal you or anyone you know has ever cooked. I will guarantee you your example will pale in comparison to this shit.
https://i.imgur.com/SgXnZH3.mp4
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A must-read if you ask me...

"If all organic matter on Earth were burned at once, less than 1 percent of the world's oxygen would be consumed."

https://www.sciencealert.com/there-s-one-wrong-statistic-everyone-s-sharing-about-the-devastating-amazon-fires?utm_source=ScienceAlert+-+Daily+Email+Updates&utm_campaign=6bb76a5a03-MAILCHIMP_EMAIL_CAMPAIGN&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_fe5632fb09-6bb76a5a03-365970749
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I have mixed feeling about this.

I hate fake anything, but that looks pretty fucking good.
In case you want to see it rolling:
https://i.imgur.com/iW83mqj.mp4
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Coastal defenses in southern England frantically try to shoot down German V-1 flying bombs before they reach their destination.