FOLIO OLIO: WEDNESDAY #3905

One Of My Very Own

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This is the way we South Carolinians prepare for a hurricane.

If you don't understand the last gag, maybe this will help.

https://imgur.com/gallery/ihUf1Yp

The Bahamas got hammered!

Hurricane Dorian destruction in The Bahamas.
https://i.imgur.com/0KwKLMo.mp4

This is a truly impressive staging area of which there are many.

https://i.imgur.com/824MR6n.mp4
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WORDS MATTER

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How to know for sure that you live in a bad neighborhood.

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That is so very true.
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Just for kicks whenever I run into an old friend I haven’t seen in awhile I greet them with “holy shit I thought you died. Did you get the flowers?”

OBJECTS THAT PIQUED MY CURIOSITY

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Hell, I want one now!

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Labor intensive corn dish...

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I don't understand its advantage over traditional plows.

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My bartender tonight told me about a bridal shower where some gifts were candy...edible buttplugs. I didn't believe her, but ten seconds of research revealed they are real.

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*MNBT
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Linda longed to linger longer, but the alliteration police were nearly onto her.

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WAIT FOR IT...

A chemical factory explosion in China. Wait for it...

It was stated that this is a close up of said explosion.

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That dog.
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From Where Will The Danger Come?

A. Above
B. Below
C. Right
D. Left

C. Right
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In case this doesn't open you need to see this.
https://i.imgur.com/n1KBC8d.mp4
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https://i.imgur.com/upvhoIr.mp4
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Totally Unexpected!

https://i.imgur.com/Ee4oPVn.mp4
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The Russians are Immortal

https://i.imgur.com/J6L8bvY.mp4
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https://i.imgur.com/uAN2mRZ.mp4

And...

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The dog covered in Holi-festival powder appears to be on fire.
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Watch this only if you have a heart...

https://laughingsquid.com/mister-rogers-wont-you-be-my-neighbor/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=laughing_squid_blog_posts_2019_08_20&utm_term=2019-08-20
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Can someone write an article on Millenials killing the doorbell industry by texting "here"

SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW YESTERDAY

Scientists working on an audacious mission to the ocean world of Europa can proceed with the final design and construction of the spacecraft, Nasa says.
The Europa Clipper mission will target the ice-encrusted moon of Jupiter, which is considered a prime target in the search for life beyond Earth.
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They didn't mention that he became a lumberjack. I think that's the best part of the story.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werner_Forssmann
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Just another reason I will never be a vegan...

https://i.imgur.com/8pKVTcF.mp4
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The new sport of Bull Befriending

https://i.imgur.com/Z1A64ht.mp4
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"Sandy beaches are one of the main attractions of Sardinia," a local environmental scientist told the BBC. "There are two threats: one is due to erosion, which is partly natural and partly induced by the increasing sea level due to climate change; the second is sand stealing by tourists."
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/sardinia-sand-theft-french-couple-faces-prison-time-after-being-caught-with-90-pounds-of-sand/
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https://www.sciencealert.com/new-gadget-protecting-heat-shield-is-just-10-atoms-thick?utm_source=ScienceAlert+-+Daily+Email+Updates&utm_campaign=6407d51bc0-MAILCHIMP_EMAIL_CAMPAIGN&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_fe5632fb09-6407d51bc0-365970749
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Two "Shark Eyes" stickers on the underside of a surfboard. The manufacturer says it makes the shark think it has lost the element of surprise.

https://amp.insider.com/surfers-paint-eyes-surfboards-freak-out-sharks-2019-8
Someone's comment: "Sharks have super poor visibility. They go for surface shadows and electromagnetic waves."
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