MONDAY #3959

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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You won't believe how long it takes these stupid bastards to get on the road.

https://i.imgur.com/7joKtap.mp4

That is a life-threatening lack of situational awareness on an epic scale.
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LIFE IS CONSTANT STRUGGLE

That kid goes to a daycare that has a bully. 
Or he IS the bully.
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Two elderly women fighting.

Bitch can run faster and farther than I can. 
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Very unusual feeding time...

https://i.imgur.com/ZbQ0Hzg.mp4
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And they are born with these hunting skills...

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Secretary birds are famous for its snake-stomping legs. They are also famous for their long eyelashes.
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And there are plenty of people who believe this shit is not faked. 
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Struggle on a large scale...

Thank you, magnetic shield you magnificent bastard. 
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A valuable lesson so young...

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So, is he so good or are they so inept?
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I can almost hear that little guy.
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Sometimes the struggle is self-imposed...

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SOURCE: CLICK HERE

If this passes, you can kiss Folio Olio goodbye.
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I love segues as perfect as that one.
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Whenever people try to push their religion on me I always try to sell them drugs. It creates some very awkward exchanges.

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NEWSY BITS

I don't understand all there is to know about all of this - nor do I want to - but the internet is abuzz with it.

That was then, this is now...

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Finally got my modem relocated so that my wife and I can pick up the signal in the kitchen where I spend some of my time and my wife spends all of her time.

To get it up off the counter, she found an old art piece of mine consisting of half a dozen old telegraph keys all interconnected inside that old pie box - with no link to the outside world. It's a commentary about an art critic who panned an exhibition of my paintings I had at the State Museum.
It was clever of my wife for choosing the most modern form of communication juxtaposed with one of the oldest.
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I got a comment about me posting updated pics of my Dollar Art piece as my readers' contributions filled it up. I explained to him that to date I have received not one bill - the same I got for celebrating my 2 millionth blog hit - zero, zilch, nada.
Thanks, guys, I love you too.
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I read an angry comment about that very thing. The guy was irate with having his electricity cut off to forestall the possibility of having strong winds bring down the lines that would start a forest fire. The guy wanted the electric company to improve their system and maintain it so that the lines would not fall down.
That would require them to denude the land of all trees a hundred feet from any powerline; an option nobody would allow.
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This is one of my wife's best friends.

This old fighter pilot was in the Hanoi Hilton with John McCann for seven years being tortured almost daily.
He told my wife that he never knew how much pain he could endure and under those circumstances, anybody would do whatever was necessary to just make it stop.

The military changed the old rules of prisoner behavior after Vietnam from giving Name, Rank, and Serial Number only to...stay firm for as long as you can...then do whatever you have to do to survive. 

They used to have baseball-type cards for American heroes and his ordeal was documented on one.

After his death the city let my wife know that they were placing a wreath on his monument above. She was afraid someone would steal it. I countered with placing a large black ribbon on that door.
But then my rapier wit flashed directly off my spinal cord and I blurted out "Or you could take pieces of electrical tape and place exes over his eyes.
I hope you appreciate that more than my wife did.
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There are so many people alive only because I shed too much hair to get away with murder.

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PROBLEM-SOLVING AND INNOVATION

I think I've shown you that before, but solutions like that actually work. 
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And that's why it is called a Spitfire.

Warfare is a huge catalyst for innovation. 
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I haven't the foggiest idea of how that is done.
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This looks fucking delicious.

Of all human innovations, I think food preparation is the most diverse. 
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 The findings reveal that inequality can be detected in sewage. Wealthy people's shit has biomarkers for digested fresh fruits and veggies and grains, as well as higher doses of caffeine.
The poorer you are, the more likely it is that your waste contains biomarkers for antidepressants, opioids, and meds for neuropathy and blood pressure.
https://boingboing.net/2019/10/15/shitty-economics.html

GO SCIENCE!
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How clever. 
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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Supposed to be much more flexible.

SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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I want someone to knit me a sweat of exactly that color - with arms - extra large.
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And they don't require a smooth surface - behave much like skis.

https://i.imgur.com/OzoyR7g.mp4
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 1930 StreamLine KJ Henderson
Back before 'form follows function' took over the world of design.
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Ruben Loza - Giant Head Sculpture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIjy_auuCnI&app=desktop

What's with the fucking mustache? Hitler?
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Not recommended. But if that's all you have for a quick temporary fix I say go for it.
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Out of all the places I could choose, a music festival would have to be my favorite place to perspire with 10,000 strangers.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

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Do you remember the guy who got fired for not knowing how many pieces of chicken he was supposed to put in the 8 piece chicken box? Well, my bartender asked him if he and another kitchen employee were cousins and he said:

"He can't be my cousin we don't have the same last name."

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Being old: A cauliflower substitute has replaced all the carbs you love and the only joy you get is watching shows about murder.

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ENTERTAINMENT

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Welcome To The Movie 'Day After Judgment Day.'

 More here:
https://imgur.com/gallery/8jkP2sF

I love Sara Conner!
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 The Zangbeto is a ritualistic Gambian dance wherein the dancer is cloaked in palm fronds from head to toe.
I bet he sweats a lot.
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Found between Navarre and Pensacola - Possibly from Hurricane Michael or Maria

It was suggested that this was from a sunken cruise ship with specialty rooms.

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Most of these require sound.

https://i.imgur.com/GzNoV2e.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/c8hprus.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/cIx6oti.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/IHbJ1Ga.mp4

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