THURSDAY #4039

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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Australia

 Life will find a way.
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

Remember this?

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 *MNBT
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The greatest clickbait of all time.

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It sounds like the pizza bar I hang out. 
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All things Ralph...

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Yeah, I know it's a repost, but it still made me smile.
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Doctor: We had to remove your colon.

Me Why?

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AWKWARD SITUATIONS

When my buddy’s wife asks if he has ever been to a strip club.

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Hahahabananaha!

I lost my virginity to a sleeping girl one time.

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How did no one tell her?

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Then he pulls out the old cripple card.
It looks like attempted murder to me. 
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Mind-blowing cosplay

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Wait for it...

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And the bakers can look right up your dress.

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I couldn't resist reposting that. It was how I lost my virginity...*MNBT

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Dr. Seuss struggling not to rhyme as he gives a description of his wife’s killer.

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GET LEARNT

Australian mother protects her child from a hailstorm.

Dayum!

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 Albino or white pachyderms are rarely seen in the wild because they usually do not survive on account of herd rejection, increased visibility to predators and worth to poachers. Thankfully, this little guy has been accepted by the mother and herd.

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China is waging a Disinformation War against Hong Kong Protesters.

In recent days, China has more aggressively stirred up the nationalist and anti-Western sentiment using state and social media, and it has manipulated the context of images and videos to undermine the protesters. Chinese officials have begun branding the demonstrations as a prelude to terrorism. 
The result, both in mainland China and abroad, has been to create an alternate version of what, seen from Hong Kong, is clearly a popular demonstration movement. In China’s version, a small, violent gang of protesters, unsupported by residents and provoked by foreign agents, is running rampant, calling for Hong Kong’s independence and tearing China apart.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE

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One way to get out of mowing the lawn.

Why is it that we all trust doctors for stuff like this?

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But thousands of us distrust them when it comes to this?

SAUCE: MASH THIS

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The hexagonal rocks of Giant’s Causeway in County Antrim, Northern Ireland

 Giant Hexagon At Saturn’s North Pole

Why that shape over all others. Do you think they have anything else in common?

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Just in case you think windmills are the worst thing for birds.

Fuck the murderous little bastards.

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How wonderful.

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Indian students deported from Canada for using faked IELTS exams.

 The IELTS test assesses your abilities in listening, reading, writing and speaking – in less than three hours. There are two types of IELTS: Academic and General Training. ... The Listening, Reading and Writing sections of all IELTS tests are completed on the same day, with no breaks in between them.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE

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That is an interesting visual.

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Capybaras should be held with other capybaras, they're very social animals.
Heralded as the world's largest rodents, the South American rainforest natives can actually weigh as much as a full-grown man.
But despite the fact that they apparently like to eat their own dung, other animals still seem to flock to them like bees to honey. Maybe they have great personalities?
In fact, capybaras are so good at making friends that entire Tumblrs exist solely to document their strong social game.

Here they are, chillin' with an anteater

I once read that they taste like shit.
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I thought I liked seeing movies but it turns out I like eating popcorn in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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RANDOM BLOG FODDER

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A neighbor called the police to stop kids from sledding down the road.

They are mere mortals after all. 
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I would have just moved the outlet. 
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 Damn dude, save some cousins for the rest of us.

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Leeeeeroooy Jenkins!

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 How drunk do you have to be?

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