SATURDAY #4062

One Of My Very Own

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Welcome Home, NASA Astronaut Christina Koch. When you feel the sun on your face for the first time after 328 days in space.

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Insert joke about a "hanging chad".
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LANGUAGE USAGES FOR ALL OCCASIONS

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To me, that debacle was a result of committee decisions.
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Well, it didn't take long to find him.
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I don't know the creator's name.

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We all do, Sparky.

But the ones who ride it to fruition call it a plan and take concrete steps to reach set goals.

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*MNBT
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I had BYOB Murals hats made up for me and my crew.

 Everyone guessed that it stood for Bring You Own Brush but I dubbed it Be Your Own Boss.
One the back I had this to deter gawkers.

And my left ear deafness required this...

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Believe it or not, that was a subtle segue.

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If you can’t afford anal beads eat marbles and wait.

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T DO

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Was that part of a movie?
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You gotta love girls with attitude.
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I've painted several things like that.
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Gloria Swanson nose boop

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I think the trick is lame...

But the father/son's cooperation is great!
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Especially naughty because their symbionts were married in past hosts so this sort of behavior is strictly forbidden.

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From a movie - the people who made Kung Fu Hustle.
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Check the name of the screenwriter.
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Pretending to be sober
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Van passing a blazing vehicle...

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He was on stage, said “I’m sorry”, put his head down and died. He didn’t drop his guitar. He didn’t fall off his chair.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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A pride of lyings.

I would never put my face at the mercy of a wild killing machine.

I want at least bulletproof glass shielding me.

And I find this shit insane...

What if that monster mistook those screaming bastards for seals atop a chunk of ice?
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A most unlikely Disney Princess...

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People live in places like this deliberately.

If you have to do this every morning I suggest that you strap a snow shovel on the top of your car and head South until someone asks you what it is. Stop there and buy a house.
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People who pretend they don't know me when they see me in public are the real heroes.

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S.T.E.M. MATTERS

SOURCE: CLICK HERE
I've doubled viewership and many of those people haven't seen gems like this before that I find most extraordinary.
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He got out of it by braking. When it happened to me I got out of it by speeding up. I honestly don't know the "right" way. I would like to say that I was driving a massive Chevy 2500HD with a huge V8 motor that had the power to jerk that delinquent bastard back to the straight and narrow.

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A perfect crinoid fossil.
Here's a live one today.

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Based on returned samples of lunar regolith - the loose dust, rocks, and dirt on the surface of the Moon - that oxygen is actually really abundant in this material. Between 40 and 45 percent of the regolith by weight is oxygen. Using an exact copy of lunar regolith made on Earth called lunar regolith simulant, attempts have been made in the past to figure out how to extract the oxygen.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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SpaceX successfully tested its emergency abort system on a crewless spacecraft moments after launch Sunday, according to a live broadcast of the event, the last major test before it plans to send NASA astronauts to the International Space Station (ISS).

Another SpaceX booster landing.

That leaves me agape.
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Shout out to Eratosthenes: Proving Flat-earthers wrong since 240 BC.

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Now that all other "learning" channels have let us down, may I suggest the Smithsonian Channel.

But still choose what you view carefully.

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 I wiped my bathroom mirror 3 times, only to realize the smudge was chocolate smeared on my face two days ago.

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MEMORABLE IMAGES

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Flying Saucer?

Reflected car in lake...

Ha!
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A trick that looks real...

And real that looks like a trick...

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I wonder if it has leather seats.
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 That is the face of war.

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1. https://i.imgur.com/n8LG8e2.mp4

2. https://i.imgur.com/cKmZ9M7.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/xznKWmb.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/SkHvBDe.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/AlBXK4d.mp4 

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