THURSDAY #4060

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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Might I suggest Polar Extremes on NOVA courtesy of PBS?
Check your local listings. You won't be disappointed.
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TODAY'S SILLINESS

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Frustrating Design

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you can re-park if you don't get it right the first time.

Like, you can try again.

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THINGS YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW

Before & after: de-aging in The Irishman

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Diana, Princess of Wales, photographed by Mario Testino in London for Vanity Fair. Her last official photoshoot. (July 1997)

That was one beautiful woman in more ways than one. 
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I think that carrier count is up to 11 now.
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 Camouflage?

 Fuck space police, how bout earth police?
A perfect segue...
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Dating over 40 is just two people telling each other stories about how they used to be fun.

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

That makes me ill. 
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It's like group suicide but with children.

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And you know how alarmed I am about the denial of the climate crisis.

Imagine someone being so far up their own ass that they'd argue with [checks notes] ...thermometers.
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We have fucked young people then tell them it's their fault.

 We as a culture have managed to beat the optimism out of anyone under 40 years old.
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Tired of worn-out sequels? Blame yourself for continuing to buy tickets.
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That has got to break a fistful of aviation regulations.
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At least he gave something. 
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Amen.
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If you include dead people the average person is dead.

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WEIRD SHIT PEOPLE DO

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Someone guessed that he has been surfing in a thermal wet suit. 
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"Don't tase me, Bro!" 
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I lost my virginity to a girl that stupid.
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FACTS ABOUT YOUR HOSTS

 

I still do something similar. 

This kid's parents printed a figure on a clear plastic sheet so he could have it jump over stuff just by sliding it up and over.

He's on a train but that shouldn't matter.
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Saw this online and instantly knew what it was...

 Because I have a few myself.

They are what's left when I punched holes in dollar bills. 
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The best decision of our marriage was to eat out less so we could afford a maid.
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As is my habit whenever I stumble across images of those is to remind you I wrote a novel titled "The Double-Yolk Egg Man."
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I'm going to try that and let you know how it works.
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That happened to me in 1984. She pissed in my bed. Twice.

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Maybe we don't hear as much about organized crime these days because they have gotten REALLY organized.

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RATHER INTERESTING IMAGES

 
 HELP STUCK ON THIS CRAZY ISLAND! 
- Askew One
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Squint.

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You had ONE job...

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Fifteen years later

Every boy needs a dog. 
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https://i.imgur.com/e22iQnG.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/GD2DO5R.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/iJAfndQ.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/HMvHC5r.mp4 

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