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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, March 29, 2020

SUNDAY #4112

One Of My Very Own
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LANGUAGE FOR ALL OCCASIONS


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My parents didn't know what allowances were. I made all of my spending money that way and not on my own lawn...I did that for free. 
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*MNBT
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That's my latest hobby. 
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Cop: Thanks for saving us but why is your underwear on wrong?
Superman: They're not on wrong.
Cop:

Superman: Wait is this wrong?

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SERIOUSLY NOW


Notice that tiny dot that is Alaska. 
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To mark the discovery in 2010 that humans are up to 4% Neanderthal, the Neanderthal Museum in Mettmann, Germany dressed one in suit to show the connection.
**IKIARBISW 
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Brilliant! 
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To keep a vampire in or the thieves out? 
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Some people seem to have a real need to feel superior to some other group.
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I would hope they are being reused as bike routes or hiking paths.
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These are sticks of butter.
 In Europe, they don't have sticks.
A guy told of being flummoxed when reading a recipe that called for a stick of butter. He had no idea how much that was. 
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Mustard as a knife stain.
Wow! And the stain exactly matches the mustard! 
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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I saw that done one time. It was just an advertisement and as such, I thought it a bit excessive. It t
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The executed bodies of 23 men and 12 women dumped during rush hour in Veracruz, Mexico.
It is so very easy to die.


I can never understand surrendering to it.

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Actually quite ingenious. crank starting. Trans is probably in first gear.
If you can't roll the truck to pop the clutch then spin the tires.
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 I’m at the point in my marriage where I can’t tell if my wife is reaching towards my face to caress it or to remove crumbs from my beard.

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SHIT YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAMN DAY


Talk about your one-track minds.
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And nobody heard him scream. 
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Straight ain't it. 
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Is there no limit to the things women will do if told it will make them more attractive.
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Sassy ain't they. 
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SOUND ON
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3 comments:

Ron B said...

Before and after

Anonymous said...

B13: Transmission was almost certainly NOT in 1st gear. The man spinning the tire would need mechanical advantage to spin the engine.
Just like popping a clutch to start a motorcycle or car, it works much better in a higher gear.

Anonymous said...

I so needed these laughs today. I also need some of that Ultra Slut so please email me re where it can be purchased.
And thank you for the extra blog re the virus.
Towanda

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