FOLIO OLIO: THURSDAY #4109

One Of My Very Own

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WORDS TO PONDER

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Oh, here's one now...

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Before you commit to a dog name, go outside at 6:30 AM with no bra on and see how it feels begging that name to poo.

OBJECTS OF IMPORT

"Accidentally."
It was a PR stunt.
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Celebrating an event that happens in almost everyone's life but your is so special it requires spending a fortune.
The princess fantasy is so very old world.
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Statue of King Arthur, Tintagel Cliffs, England

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The new normal?

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SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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And that is what it takes to be newsworthy in this day and times.
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Do you think the plant attaches itself to the wall or is it attached to the wall by humans?
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Replacing signs at Costco for sold out items.

How absolutely wonderful!
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He's an internet meme.
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It's called Seafood Stew and it's mana from heaven in the South.

I watched that twelve times and the smell grew stronger each time.
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Lowland Gorilla signs to Miami Zoo visitors that they are not allowed to feed him.

**IKIARBISW
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o: I want a tail

GENIE: ok

α: longer

GENIE: sure

q: LONGER

GENIE: dude

@: perfect

PEOPLE NOT LIKE US

The Danish special forces

It is for breaking the human silhouette so that they won't be spotted as easily. Here's is what soldiers practice on, so anything you can do to mask that outline must be a good thing.

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That's probably photoshopped but I know artists who would do it because to fake it would be intolerable. I do it with my dollar art by only using real dollar bills and no "filler".
On second glance it must be photoshopped because the puncture on the left is impossible.
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That sounds like a new Alabama rock-paper-scissors.
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If Taco fucking Bell screws up your digestion then you are a food pussy.
But what exactly is that man doing? I assume the hose had to be cleared of concrete, but wouldn't you also assume there would be very strict procedures for doing that?
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She looks like she just escaped a house fire...or just got off from her job as chimney sweep.

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Lost my chapstick today, but a few hours later I found one on the floor of a men’s room at an interstate rest area. It looks like my luck is finally turning around.

There are mild disappointments...

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And some disappointments that break you heart.

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Sports fans learn to live with dissappointment.

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This man disappointed a whole country.

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My disappointment jury is still out on these people.

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He didn't stand a chance with the mandatory handgun shooting part of the exam anyways.
Seriously, all he had to do was bring a letter from a doctor certifying that he was indeed blind.
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I would be disappointed if my daughters graduated from high school and not tried marijuana, looked at porn, and remained a virgin.
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When my daughter was in the Air Force she spent a lot of time out in villages visiting women to be a role model.

This one even disappointed every person who tried to break the stereotype of the ugly American.

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You said 3 Years, where are you, Faqin Prawn?
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I have been a public artist all my adult life. I love the allure of the street to share my work with everyone, but most street artists disappoint me more than they will ever know.
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He read it all wrong. They were just trying to be respectful to the nice man who made them lunch. The same reason I tried that awful beer my brother made...tried to make.
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