TUESDAY #4107

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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TODAY'S SILLINESS THAT I SHOULD PROBABLY JUST GO AHEAD AND APOLOGIZE FOR

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This sent to me by a loyal viewer:
"I know you don't believe in any of this malarky, but I think you ought to read this carefully."

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[verification needed]
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Phrasing.
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Tens of thousands of years ago these noble beasts decided to live and protect men.

 And we did this to them...

 When they can be taught to do just about anything because their whole world view is pleasing us.

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There are 3000 coyotes live in Chicago and the population is soaring. Now coyotes are showing up in every major city in America.

They taught themselves how to safely cross highways, where to scavenge food, and where to raise pups in privacy.
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Governments are cracking down on support animals because of all the abuse of the program.
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*MNBT 
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I read that as he was in the booth for seven hours.
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I think the artist knew exactly what he was doing.
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god: make a giant mouse

angel: okay

god: with a baby carrier on it

angel: wh- why

god: but it’s like, really good at jumping and stuff

angel: [nervously] what stuff

god: [hits joint] boxing

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I'M NOT EASILY IMPRESSED BUT

 As I understand it, following decades of trade deficits the US is awash with hundreds of thousands of shipping containers. My wife bought on for $500 to use as storage behind her store.
I want more of this usage.

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That teenage boy is amazing.
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Incredible Optical Illusion That Makes Two Blue Boxes Appear to Rotate When the Background Changes.

 
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Hovering in the air is normal for these guys...

 


But this is a small plane doing the same thing.


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 That took me way too long to realize it was a game.
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You would think a windstorm would swamp that lake in hours. 
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**IKIARBISW

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 [creation]

GOD: You are all special in my eyes

KANGAROO: I don't feel that special

GOD: Look in your pocket

KANGAROO: Holy sh-

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THINGS I'VE RECENTLY LEARNED

 A feeding method is known as total parenteral nutrition (TPN), in which patients obtain all the nutrients they need — including proteins, carbohydrates, fats, minerals, and vitamins — through a vein near the heart.
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How have I lived all these decades and never knew bats did that? 
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Where are the wings?

 Cruise missiles generally consist of a guidance system, payload, and aircraft propulsion system, housed in an airframe with small wings...

  And empennage for flight control

Maybe that first clip had the camera pointed straight at the end of the wing, but it sure does look like it.
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[verification needed]
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To celebrate the merger of two banks an advertising agency asked me to build a cake taller than the tallest in the Guinness Book of World Records. They hired a representative of the book to come and document it. As far as I know, the record still holds.
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Fish found near the Amazon river.

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SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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Little known fact: less famous brother, Eustice Wright, invented flying a spoon of vegetables into babies' mouths.

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME

If I were a cop I would pull him over and ask for an explanation.
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I'm assuming this is a Land Rover with overhead air intake and exhaust.

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I'm assuming he switched to the manual saw so he could use both hands in case the tree recoiled violently.

Speaking of logs...

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Hey, Y'all look at my new iPad...

Did you notice his lack of legroom?
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As I understand it some of the Muslim mumbo-jumbo is washing the feet like three times a day or some such shit.
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He didn't even spill his drink!

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 I found the size of that font hilarious.

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 When you think about it, the Bible describes an omnipotent deity who plays games with humanity.

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https://i.imgur.com/mfofYIE.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/bD5HgIG.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ozjs9Nr.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/3TXUVKM.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/mpHDFCw.mp4 

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