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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, March 4, 2020

WEDNESDAY #4087

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
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Bernie trying on mustaches for when he rules the next Socialist country...

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 Coronavirus doesn't scare out the Hong KongProtesters. Protesters are backed on the street, bringing a new chapter to the protests.

 Love on Top - Beyonce
Landslide - Fleetwood Mac
Raspberry Beret - Prince
Jolene - Dolly Parton
Africa - Toto
Truth Hurts - Lizzo
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The most beautiful male child in the world.
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OH HOLY SHIT MOMENTS


The rest of the most interesting monster spider saga:
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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qoɾ әuo pɐɥ noʎ
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This needed saying?
Covid-19 now.
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When you're an inflight safety pamphlet designer who has never seen a human baby before.
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They obviously saw this coming because they were filming it.

And yet they kept driving alongside it.
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 *wears a clown mask hitchhiking*
Why’s nobody stopping, everyone loves clowns, right?

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THE RISIBLE


Reads like my 6  types of sex.
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Orgywear?

That seems like a reasonable question under any circumstance.
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You've got to love this guy.
 And my favorite...
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This man is acting extremely suspicious by first casing the scene in one direction...
 Then the other direction.
What Happens Next?
A. He steals the motorcycle.
B. He voided his colon.
C. He breaks a window.
D. He displays unsolicited affection.
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D. He displays unsolicited affection.
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When I am asked for advice I let them know upfront that I can only tell them what I would do and they can take it from there.
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I lost my virginity in a very similar scenario.
She was my math teacher.
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Nothing more awkward than not calling a girl back after a one night stand and then running into her at your family reunion.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


A guy refuses to give up his coffee cup. The same cup every day for 25 years.
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How the Great Pyramid at Giza Looked in 2560 BCE
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How clever.
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I am one of the few people on Earth who have never tasted a Gatorade or an energy drink. I'm a water guy and I get it out of the faucet like God meant for us to do.
I've also never tasted anything that Starbucks sells.
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Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching herself win the 2017 Purina Pro Challenge.

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you begin to tell your eye doctor that you've been seeing "floaters" when he gets a strange look on his face and begins to rise.

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S.T.E.M. MATTERS

A fast radio burst from another galaxy seems to be repeating in a 16-day cycle.
The cycle could be an indication of a celestial body’s rotation or an orbital period. However, for now, this fast radio burst still remains as mysterious as ever.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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But wait there's more...

But the absence of a solid explanation thus far doesn't mean we should automatically turn to aliens, as so many headlines have done. When unusual cosmic phenomena appear, rampant speculation arrives at this suggestion all too quickly.
"Invoking aliens has become too systematic, too easy, and too sensationalist a way to get the public's attention ... [It] reminds me of the way we used to invoke gods," planetary scientist and astrobiologist Charley Lineweaver of the Australian National University (ANU) told ScienceAlert.
"Instead of 'gods of the gaps' we now have 'aliens of the gaps'."
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Flying fish up close.
What an amazing adaptation.
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Look on the bright side of Covid-19.
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I'm assuming that is salt. But how do you figure out that that works?
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Now if we will just power them with propane.
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HOW DO THEY NOT FIX THIS?
Durban - South Africa

Port-au-Prince - Haiti
Please take the time to see just how truly awful this is in motion:
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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I bet this was every bit as fun as it looks.
You have got to see it in motion!
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Who called it a Cold Sore and not a Public Display of Infection?

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CLEVER IS AS CLEVER DOES
And most of these are done just for our amusement.


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Hahahabananaha!
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3D Mural 'Fragile' by Leon Keer in Ostend, Belgium
I used to spend a lot of time in Ostend. It's a beach town, but at low tide, the water is like half a mile from the boardwalk.
And if you try to sleep on that beach the police will only ask you politely to leave once, then they start poking you with their nightsticks. I know that now.
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A viewer sent me a two-dollar bill. You can't imagine how that made me feel.

Let me repeat my appeal.

Two dollar bills are special to me also.
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4 comments:

Larry said...

Skinny dipping

Scott James said...

Puzzle Time = Skinny Dipping

weaponoffishdestruction@gmail.com said...

Skinny dipping?

Anonymous said...

Skinny Dipping

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