SUNDAY #4302

One Of My Very Own

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NO NEWS AND OBSERVATIONS SECTION TODAY.

I wish the President and his wife nothing but the best. It must be terrifying.

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THE MORE YOU KNOW

Pure class act that. 
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Just look at this complete Cave Bear they found in Siberia, absolute unit

 Amazing...

Amazing but knowing it was revealed by an acute climate crisis is a bit offputting.
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Just for clarification, not only do 100% of accidents happen within the last 8 minutes of flight but, in fact, all accidents happen right at the exact last second of the flight. 
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Here are some examples:

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The surface of Venus

Is the sky really yellow or is that a camera filtering thing? 
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This is what a superspreader event looks like...

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I learned five things about animals that I didn't know yesterday.

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"Oh how quickly the turntables."  
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I would study that cow's brain for any abnormalities.  
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And it looks as though there's not much the poor thing can do to stop the abuse.
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You technically have 2 minutes to live but every breath you take restarts the clock.

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A SMILE A DAY

God, I do love humor like that.  
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If it works...it works.
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Proud Boyz Bootcamp

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The person in China who pulled this out of a mold and painted it for export probably thinks we Americans are some sick fucks.  

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Asking for a friend.  
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This is one happy boy scout...

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This sign guy is very clever...

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This makes perfect sense now...

Only if you read the white bar in the first image.
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I'm not the smartest guy on the block but I knew he was dead wrong when he said shit like that. I knew it was not a hoax. But what worries me is why did half of Americans believe him?

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Subtle that.

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My wife has the heart of a saint, the soul of a hippy, and the mouth of a sailor.

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THE STRANGENESS THAT IS BEING HUMAN

I think being humiliated overwhelmed him with embarrassment. 
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I have night terrors about such things.  
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I bet it took a thousand takes to get that right.
Is that the same guy who taught that goat how to harness itself a couple of days ago?
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I would have bet money that would end in a trip to the emergency room.
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The expression on her face.  
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Men do shit like this every chance they get...

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Hold my beer, Honey...literally...

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I have often wondered how a man or woman could do such a tedious job all day every day. 

But who knows, maybe he listening to an audiobook or an opera.
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Too silly? 
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Human's touching wild creatures...

Those things are carnivores. 
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Fake or real?  
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Fact or fabrication?
I say fabrication because she appears only in half the field leaving plenty of room for the gag.  
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  If you missed it he says, "They call me Robbie but you can call me anytime."

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Wow!  
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He traded the bookstore owner POLLUTED corn.  
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That's the old knotted red string in the catchup bottle trick. I've pulled that trick a thousand times.
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That ain't right. That goes far beyond steroids and reps. That's got to be some sort of botox from hell shit. They look inflatable!
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