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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, October 13, 2020

TUESDAY #4311

 One Of My Very Own

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THE WRITTEN WORD


Here's the job...
^^A1^^

^^A2^^

^^A3^^

^^A4^^

^^A5^^

^^A6^^

^^A7^^

^^A8^^

^^A9^^

^^A10^^

I sure wish that I knew the date on that.
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NEWS, OBSERVATIONS, AND OPINIONS







^^A16^^

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Expiration dates are for the weak.


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OBJECTS THAT INTEREST ME


^^B1^^

A giant spider crab found in Japan, 1904

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Collision with a moose at highway cruising speed.

Someone came along 5 minutes later and got him to the hospital. Lucky to be alive.

^^B3^^

I'm thinking that is not up to code.
^^B4^^

The Statue of Liberty in its original copper form before it was dismantled and transported to New York City

^^B5^^

Every young boy needs a dog.
^^B6^^

Brilliant master and dog...
^^B7^^

"Well, there's your problem right there."
^^B8^^

Metro Maps of 220 cities all over the world.



Kind of looks like an ancient or alien alphabet.
^^B9^^

Wheat threshing and winnowing

Some people thrash it against a slab of wood or stone.
The most ancient I suppose is just tossing it in the air allowing the wind to blow the chaff away with the wheat falling to the ground.

This guy made a homemade seed separator.

He first uses a paint mixer to separate the components...

Then he allows it to fall through a device that uses the wind from a vacuum cleaner to separate it.
In motion, it is very impressive.
^^B10^^

^^B11^^

Had he had a cat the murderous little bastard would have killed every one of those bunnies.
^^B12^^

Sissy bastard.
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The San Andreas Fault shortly after the 1906 quake that ripped San Francisco apart

^^B14^^

This tractor starts by smacking a blank shotgun shell with a mallet.

One method of starting equipment before onboard batteries won out entirely was to use blank shotgun shells or other starter cartridges. Here’s an example of a Field Marshal tractor starting. 

Source video: https://youtu.be/vb0-br7hTw0


Some planes used the same method.
- not a video -
My brother even worked on a jet bomber that utilized the same system...I think.
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**IKIARBISW

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Age is just a number, like 100 hours of Community Service.


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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I 

CAN'T OR WON'T


Yeah, I thought he would surely bust his ass also.
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Foiling the oglers.
^^C2^^

See anything...odd?
^^C3^^

An unconscious Babe Ruth running into a wall after chasing after a foul ball during the first game of a doubleheader with the Senators in 1924.


Playing first base in the Little League I dove for a foul and hit my head on the chainlink fence post. Opened my eyes and twelve people were standing around me wide-eyed. I was pissed they took me out of the game.
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Very expensive photo-op
^^C5^^

Such a heartwarming story...


Heart "warming"

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Only in Wisconsin...
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Elvis Presley eating breakfast with his father Vernon and his grandmother Minnie Mae in 1959.

They seem like warm gentle people.
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View from inside a wind turbine housing

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I'm thinking he has traveled that river before and he knew it was only neck deep.
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The suction lift has its limitations...
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Cue the Benny Hill music...
^^C14^^

Why didn't this go in the Objects section?
Because I was thinking about the guy operating that machinery.
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It's called friction or lack thereof.
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This is why they call it a hop...
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Player three enters the game...

I've never needed context more in my entire life and this ends way too soon!

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The predictable outcome in 5...4...3...
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[verification needed]

^^C20^^

He pulled that right out of his ass.
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Middle Ages Romance
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That seems familiar. Hope I didn't post it twice.
But interestingly, the answer given with that puzzle is NOT the highest number. Good luck.


12 comments:

Anonymous said...

a-11 April 11, 1953 in Tacoma (WA) Times

Anonymous said...

puzzle answer 9805? two matches from right hand number, one going to first, one going to second. Didn't try upside down, tho

Anonymous said...

puzzle time...move the horizontal sticks from the first zero and make a 1...place them before the 5. New number is 151,108.

D'Ascoyne said...

puzzle time ... actually move the horizontal sticks from the first zero and make a 1 ... place them AFTER the 8. New number is 511,081.

Anonymous said...

Nice try but you are about one million off

Anonymous said...

C11: what happened to the passenger?

Steve said...

Puzzle: place the new 1 at the end to make 511081

D'Ascoyne said...

... or you can move two vertical sticks from the 8, turning it to a 3, then placing those so they make a superscript 11. So it becomes 5003 exponent 11. (i.e. 5003 to the 11th power)

D'Ascoyne said...

Update to my last response. Remove two sticks from the 8 turning it into a 9. Place the parallel sticks as a superscript 11. Thus we have 5009 exponent 11.

Ralph Henry said...

I love you guys!

Anonymous said...

You're still wrong. Assume you are looking at the number 5008 upside down. 8005
Remove the two matchsticks in the first zero to make a "hat or carrot" symbol which denotes exponents.

Answer is 8 to the power of 1105.

Anonymous said...

A11 - more info
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cellphone-prediction-from-1953/
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