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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, November 6, 2020

FRIDAY #4335

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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LANGUAGE TO PONDER


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High numbers in life expectancy is a direct result of state provided health care. Just saying.
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I have been saying that for years but I add "Some of us just fake it better than others."
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New Normal Bingo
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Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.


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CAPTIONS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER

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I'm assuming for fireworks.
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And here's Diana...
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This New Zealand lady is the real deal.
Fox News says she will throw covid people in concentration camps to insure quarantine. In reality, they will be given a nice hotel room with free room service.
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I find that hilarious.
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Wait for the clever caption...
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Arms for your chairs are just chairs for your arms.


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ITEMS OF INTEREST


Oh, fuck no!
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Ready to face another Monday...
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Ever wondered what a mummy would sound like?
If you have never heard this you deserve to listen at least once.
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Never ever say your day couldn't get any worse.

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My wife stumbled across this plastic plant.
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Two-headed shark caught off the coast of India

Nature found a way to make those terrified of sharks even more worried about the ocean. A shark with two heads. Two damn heads! Fortunately, the bi-noggined fish was a spade nose shark, which at its full mature size is just over two feet long. After taking the requisite pictures the Indian fisherman released it back to the Arabian Sea waters and into your nightmares. That's right, it is still out there, and most assuredly coming for you.

"Nightmares?" That thing only a little larger than my dick.
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How do you stop?
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I like that.
Reminds me of this...
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Now he's just showing off.
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I made a foot massager out of these.
It was a dismal failure.
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The new Lambo...
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I bet they have a few rolls of that on the International Space Station.
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How do you ship something like that?
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And...
Did you notice her catching the thrown chair?
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzletime: corn on tbe cob

Inchworm said...

most meats. like a T-bone for example Throw away the outside (skin, excess fat) cook the inside (meat) then eat the outside (meat) and throw away the inside (bone)

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