MONDAY #4338

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

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They actually held a news conference at the Four Season Landscaping business located between a crematorium and a dildo shop. 

I didn't believe it last night when my wife told me.

Can you imagine being pranked by Borat as the second most embarrassing thing this week?

But seriously...

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2020 gives, and 2020 takes away. RIP Alex Trebek

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LOTS AND LOTS OF TRUMPLESSNESS HUMOR

is featured at the very end of this post after Puzzle Time so it's easily avoided if you are overly sensitive.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

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I ask a lot of questions of just about anyone I meet. I've learned many things by just listening.

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It's weird to think that people 

who are 5ft tall are always only 5 subways long.

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SLEEP LESS STUPID THAN YESTERDAY

It is sent via underwater cable to Singapore.

SOURCE: CLICK HERE

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Huge Wave Machine

How lilliputian the surfers look!

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Charlie Hebdo cartoons, including one of Mohammed, projected onto Montpellier Government building in France

"They are forbidden to look at an image of their god. How silly. Here come eat some of my god's flesh and drink his blood."

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Restored ME-262

If they had been introduced in large numbers a few years earlier Hitler could have won the war.

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"I can't come to you, please come to me."

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These are not pickled eggs. 

These are homegrown, unwashed eggs stored in lime water. The lime water fills in all the pores of the egg and encases them in a shell of "glass".  Water glassed eggs can last stored at room temperature like this for up to 2 years. 

This method of preserving raw eggs has been used since the 1800s and was common even into the 1940s and 50s.  When refrigerators became a standard kitchen appliance, water glassing almost became a lost art.

You cannot use commercial eggs for this because they have all had the protective coating (bloom) washed off the shell and will quickly go bad.

When you do use the eggs, be sure to rinse them thoroughly before you crack them or they will taste like lime.

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A herd of bison released in Banff National Park. First bison in this part of Canada since the 19th Century.

**IKIARBISW

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SOURCE: CLICK HERE

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I used to love watching that guy in action.

From the mouth of this icon...

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When daycare workers in Finland rolled out a lawn, planted forest undergrowth such as dwarf heather and blueberries, and allowed children to care for crops in planter boxes, the diversity of microbes in the guts and on the skin of young kids appeared healthier in a very short space of time. 

SOURCE: CLICK HERE

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This tool returns the train's wheels to their normal position after derailing.

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Do we have a plan for when robots do all the work and no one is employed? We might want to work on that.

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Time traveler: I love your volcano.

Pompeiian: Our what:

Time traveler: Your mountain...your normal mountain.

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PEOPLE JUST FUCKING AROUND

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Without a certificate of authenticity, they are worthless and Banksy will not authenticate anything stolen. He calls that a theft tax.

Speaking of...

Banksy's 2005 painting "Show Me the Money" sold at a Sotheby's auction yesterday for more than £7.5 million. Five collectors bidding during the final minutes of the auction drove up the price to make it the second most expensive Banksy sold at auction. "Show Me the Money" riffs on Claude Monet's "The Japanese Footbridge" (1899). 

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Cue the Benny Hill music...

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**IKIARBISW

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Just another reason to wear a fucking seatbelt.

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Stallone on a stick...

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We spent all those years talking about children having access to video games when we should have been worrying about fully grown adults with access to sites like Qanon.

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THAT WHICH IS UNUSUAL

"Oh shit, look at the time."

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Assert dominance in all situations

Is she laughing or crying?

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My angel of a sister got her nursing degree in her 40s and went straight into the pre-natal ward. After a few years, she became totally burned out due to the deaths of so many babies.

She then became a hospice nurse to ease people who had a chance to live their lives.

She, of course, took over when my mother was dying.

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Gawkers beware.

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The first is my favorite...

https://imgur.com/gallery/3cWNuhM

https://imgur.com/gallery/IaGp5uF

https://imgur.com/gallery/sXdAvvy

https://imgur.com/gallery/FwnCzBE

https://imgur.com/gallery/KaXzSmK

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That's....THAT'S CHEATING!

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THE LIGHTER SIDE OF TRUMPLESSNESS

⚠ Trigger warning ⚠

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Watch carefully...

To hear the rant from inside: CLICK HERE

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Actually, I kind of agree with him.

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The funniest thing on the internet to date...

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