FOLIO OLIO: TUESDAY #4339

One Of My Very Own

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ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

THE LIGHTER SIDE OF THUMPLESSNESS

Will be at the very bottom after Puzzle Time.

⚠ Trigger warning ⚠

FUN WITH LANGUAGE

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I learned a new word - Teensplainer.

But I will admit that my daughter is much smarter than I am. She is literally a rocket scientist and I never felt threatened by her intellect.

And...

Not me. It's impossible to intimidate me with my dick in her mouth.

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No, I never denied it. There was a time when I didn't have enough information to form an intelligent opinion but then I read what NASA, NOA, the military, every foreign government, and 95% of the scientists had to say about it and with that overwhelming evidence I now know the shit is going to hit the fan.

And further, after witnessing how my government and fellow citizens coped with covid I know it will never be mitigated effectively.

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At my funeral, the director will throw my corpse into the crowd and whoever catches it will be the next to die.

Said the man who has a ribbon around his neck but also tied in the exact knot as every other man.

OBJECTS OF INTEREST

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Cranking a Tiger tank

With sound: CLICK HERE

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Remember that canned chicken?

**IKIARBISW

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Would it occur to you to scoop out some dirt from under its head?

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Speaking of...

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A lot of photoshop time for that payoff.

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SOURCE: CLICK HERE

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My guess is that the mother cat has some kittens hidden nearby.

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I bet the guards ate well that day.

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I would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew life was going to be like this.

UNUSUAL BEHAVIOR

Lita Ford then...

Lita Ford in her prime.

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This is a fair carnie.

Pre-covid my wife and I sat at the bar of a new wing restaurant not far from the fairgrounds. When the bartender walked up the first thing she said was, "Are y'all with the fair?"

My wife looked at me. I looked at my wife and my wife said, "Do we look like we're missing teeth?"

And a good time was had by all.

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How bored must you be?

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Extraordinary English

Anybody know why it's called English?

The term comes from the British players who first became famous with sidespin techniques.

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This is me and my wife when I first explained my kinks to her.

She's the one in the lower left.

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I learned today that there was organized resistance to the Salk vaccine.

Opposition to the polio vaccine and to vaccination, in general, continued in the ranks such that even four decades later, long after polio had been eradicated from the United States, as many as one-third of chiropractors still believed that there was no scientific proof that vaccination prevents any disease, including polio. That belief and resistance continue to this day.

SOURCE HERE

Fuck chiropractors.

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A Rave Product Review

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I was once on the beer aisle of my grocery store and heard a guy on his cellphone: "What kind of beer do you want? Busch? Nobody drinks Busch unless you're on parole!"

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I wonder how many people understand the significance of the black couch.

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*slap* "Get your ass up, bitch."

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I always assume such beasts were recently fed thus not aggressive.

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We've found a Trump supporter...

He was asked to wear a mask.

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So, the guy with the stutter beat the bully.

ELECTION OBSERVATIONS

This is the cool way French newspapers showed it:

I think Biden should be sworn in on the deck of the USS McCain.

I have advocated lowering the age from 65 to 60, then five years later from 60 to 55. After that 10 year adjustment period, you make it available for everyone. And just like now, if you don't want it then you are free to buy your own insurance.