One Of My Very Own
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I never, ever, respond to the name Ralphie. That dead server at my bar called me Ralphie for a year even though I acted like I hadn't heard him every time.
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The more things change...
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That's what friends do.
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People like that vote for the leader of the free world.
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I always asked my friends to write their own recommendations and then I just signed them.
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I have not forgotten about Hong Kong or Ukraine but I've had other things on my mind lately.
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Me: Hey Alexa-
Alexa: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHEN ARE YOU GOING BACK TO THE OFFICE?!
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Preserving Artifacts
I was once allowed to use three classrooms for my studios in a closed-down school that the school district used as a warehouse. That afforded me multiple opportunities to preserve numerous artifacts.
The gigantic commercial rolling pin was such an item. I mounted it over my kitchen door.
Notice it's almost as wide as the door.
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Yeah, fire will do that. Adults stare at campfires the same way.
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A friend of mine was the manager of a bank that was robbed. I asked him what caliber pistol was stuck in his face and he didn't know. So I asked him how big the hole in the barrel was and he did this...^^B4^^
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"Well, fuck me," he cursed...seriously.
This puppy faints every time he gets excited due to a harmless neurological condition.
I bet he was the life of many a party.
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When Manhattan was affordable.
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"Let's bring a wild animal into hour home. What's the worse that could happen?"
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The Human Brain
The power of suggestion...Thanks, internet.
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Rocks that have fallen on the ice of Lake Baikal are heated by sunlight and emit infrared rays that melt the ice below. Once the sun is gone, the ice becomes solid again, creating thin supports for the rocks above.
I'm not sure I understand the physics of that.
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It could be worse...
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All I see is a lion wearing sunglasses
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People who watch reality TV also shoplift at yard sales.
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PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING
It doesn't actually have to be on sale as long as it looks like it's on sale.
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Hypnotizing to watch this steel cone formed from a flat circle onto a metal spinning form.
And another view of the same thing...
After taking office in 2009 Obama invited all former presidents to the White House to get their advice.
That is what presidential looks like.
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I greatly admire food preparation done right...
And even cooks feel the need to show off from time to time and Beef Wellington is an excellent way to do that...
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Many times where you eat is as important as what you eat...
During one of our roadtrips, the wife and I sat on the tailgate of my truck in a spot very much like that and ate cheese, crackers, and fruit.
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This Amazon conveyor belt does that 24/7.
24/7
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Yeah, I got the answer right but for the wrong reason.
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Blocked the arrows in the middle from view. The circles were still doing the same "movements". So, the perception can't be due to the arrows.
C4 The bureaucratic war Hawks have got these guys in their pockets. It's the only thing that any of these presidents have in common. -Armando
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