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Instead of a ball drop, there is a new chair throw tradition this year...
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I'm thinking she would have to pay the deposit if they had been lost and she just looks like a woman without a superabundance of discretionary cash laying around.
^^A1^^Those bastards!
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Here's a helpful hint for dealing with those pesky to-do lists:
Works for me. I still have 'wash glass studio doors' that I put on my to-do list in March.
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Working harder is different from working smarter. And part of working smarter is donating millions to politicians so they will enact tax cuts that will enhance your wealth.
It's the American way.
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Only in America would a person be called vile names for being anti-fascist. Or for wanting fewer people to be killed by police. Or for wanting the government to provide healthcare for all its citizens. And, of course, tax the holy shit out of the richest among us.
Those are not Socialistic ideas. They are ideas for which every compassionate American should yearn.
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From that headline, she looks exactly like I thought she would look. The fur is a nice touch. Must be a bonding thing. And I'm assuming the blind owl helped her with her eyeliner.
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I don't have a dog anymore, but "Bob Barker" would be a good name for one.
I would never touch a young woman like that, and the one on the left does not seem amused by his sly pelvic grab.
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She must get a lot of tips.
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That's what she said - honestly.
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Do you think while he's doing such a mind-numbingly boring chore that in his mind he's writing haikus or a screenplay or something?
I believe that language is a living thing that by its very nature grows and morphs - and it can't help but do this constantly. That's why we don't say thee and thou anymore. And I'm the old guy who thinks using U for you and R for are is wonderful. And I say if a third of the country wants to say Y'all and they all know exactly what it means then by all means USE IT!
Hell, I always disliked the D in Wednesday so I just refuse to use it. It's that simple.
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Get your bids in now - Push the button to demolish a Trump casino.
We ought to start an over/under pool bet for the highest bid. It will probably go to charity so I will start it off with $100K.
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In real life, I would not find that amusing.
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That is exactly the personality I think the two Trump brothers have. The kind of pompous snobs that are easily hated.
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Yeah, I know what you are thinking - the same thing I was thinking when that beautiful bartender soaped down the beer taps right in front of me.
Her name was Amber and she was that Gender Studies major who had three job offers before she even graduated.
She looked very much like this child.
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My neighbor got his covid vaccine yesterday and I can tell you the most prominent side effect is his inability to stop talking about getting the covid vaccine.
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Michael Collins, the astronaut who took this photo, is the only human, alive or dead that isn't in the frame of this picture, 1969.
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I have eaten wursts in Germany that looked like that. Mustard only - the way God meant for them to be eaten.
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The worst kind of ambiguity.
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Speaking of...
Like young students in front of a teacher - this one a talking stuffed animal.
NOTE: My font size has developed a mind of its own and I don't know why.
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They did a very good job on the likenesses.
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Got young kids? Show them this...
Those are condom sheathed cucumbers on a theater floor. 50 Shades?
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They managed to string lights on even the smallest twigs.Impressive.
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"Elasmotherium, also known as the Giant Rhinoceros or the Giant Siberian Unicorn, is an extinct species of rhino that lived in the Eurasian area in the Late Pliocene and Pleistocene eras.
They have been documented from 2.6 million years ago, but the most recent fossils come from around 29,000 years ago.
The best known of this species, the E. sibiricum, was the size of a mammoth, covered in hair, and is thought to have had a large horn protruding from its forehead, hence the title “Siberian Unicorn”. According to early estimated descriptions, the beast stood around 2 meters (6.56 ft.) tall, 4.5 meters (14.76 ft.) long, and weighed an impressive 4 tonnes."
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"I'm ready, boss! I'm ready."
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I like everything about these.
The cow that has life all figured out...
Pranksters make the best parents.
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It cost money to get things added to your food but they don't subtract when you take things off.
Please explain.
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Nice snowshoes, stupid.
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It's so weird that women live longer than men...
The Two Space Architects Return from Extreme Mission In Greenland
They were testing their proposal for a Marsian habitat.
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He watched too much 'Restlin' on TV.
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I thought that meant it was about to strike but the holder seems remarkably calm.
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Think of what thousands of those in one neighborhood would do to the air quality.
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It must be Uncle Bill's day to watch them.
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He does that for a living.
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My father carried a small outboard motor in the trunk of his car. Back then you could rent a John boat at a lake and then just put your own motor on it for a day of fishing. Once he dropped the motor as he was attempting to mount it on the stern and we spent most of the day trying to get it off the bottom of the lake with a grappling hook.
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This last one may have to be opened in a new tab because it was too large for this piece of the shit blog host.
How to get an excavator from one side of the pipe to the other without damaging the pipe.
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I think it has two correct answers.
But I could be wrong.
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Puzzle time: there is one that can not be made from the expanded cube. Three can.
Puzzle that me: #2 is the only one that is not the cube formed.
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It's hard enough to believe a working bartender who dumps their money towards a Gender Studies degree - but also that she has multiple job offers before graduation? .... riiiight.
Dear D, Her name is Amber. She's the one who first told me her major was Human Sexuality and I said that I thought every student minored in it.
And if you don't believe me...I really don't give a fuck.
Sincerely,
Ralph Henry
B13 At first I thought he was checking the accuracy of the level. That guy may have been in on the building of my house.
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