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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, January 9, 2021

SATURDAY #4399

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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WHAT IT WAS WAS INSURRECTION 

Images, observations, and opinions after Puzzle Time.
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RANDOM THOUGHTS 


My wife and I have found a whole bunch of ways to help a lot of people lately. Feels good. You ought to try it.
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(That is not one of mine)
Recently it occurred to me that mural painting and blogging have something in common. Both are created to be judged by people I don't know and who don't themselves paint or express their views publicly without hiding behind 'anonymous'.
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I have a friend who saves every dollar bill he receives during the day. He uses this as "mad money" for his summer vacation. He said that it usually totaled about $1,000. That was the beginning of me using dollar bills as an art medium.
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I really like double-barreled shotguns. I like the fact that they have a minimum number of moving parts - much less than pumps or lever actions. I guess the same argument could be made for bolt actions.

But what I like most is when you break it open and the spent shells pop out with a "poof" sound that is like no other.

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And...
The first thing extreme governments do upon seizing control is to round up the artists, poets, writers, and any other "free thinkers".
I would like to think that I would be one of the first to go.
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I want a Special Prosecutor or some other authority to delve into this. I want to know the truth.
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I don't hate makeup. All I'm saying is that it's not an absolute necessity for beauty.
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The caption read:

"Our first child was born this morning after 48 hours of labor! Baby boy is healthy and happy!" 

Never have I been as proud of another human being as I was of the mother of my children. She was in labor for only 45 minutes and walked back from the delivery room.
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Every young boy needs a dog.
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My email has begun to think for itself. I was looking around and spotted a link to something called "social contacts" and inside that link were dozens of comments to this blog.
So, if your comment isn't posted promptly just assume my email provider ate it.
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One of my biggest regrets is that I didn't have the words to convince a young person to abandon suicide as a viable option for problem-solving. I think about one such young man every fucking day.
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We all love free internet. But most content is produced with the hope of profit. Without ads to generate revenue many of these sites will disappear.
I have Ad-Block but still, understand the site's need to make money.
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As an ex-nuke guy that movie scared the shit out of me. There are so very many things that can go wrong.
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Notice the 90-degree bend in the rope? That makes it not a fair contest. Also, how do you motivate the lion to do that?
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From a 1993 interview with Steve Jobs about working with Paul Rand

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I was leary of that from the start.
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Those damn free-thinkers!
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Remember when you could rob a bank with nothing more than Game of Thorns spoilers?
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Never lift a glass jar by the lid. I know that now.


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ATTEMPTS AT HUMOR 


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A couple of books you may have missed.
I have NEVER had bad forest sex.

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Every year this mother sets up an elaborate train set up around the Christmas tree.

This year she made it topical.

Four Seasons
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There are many people who believe that without a shred of evidence. They believe it because they WANT to believe it. That is what I call a lack of critical thinking.
More like...
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My father knew a guy who was raised hunting dogs. This man died while reaching for a pot roast in the oven. When his body was discovered the dogs had almost starved to death because none of them would eat the roast without his permission.
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The internet has ruined me.
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2020 has tested us all and many of you motherfuckers have demonstrated a woeful lack of social responsibility that you will look back on with embarrassment..
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I really like gags that take a couple of seconds to understand.
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Oh shit.
NOTE: I put this blog together two weeks ago but that proved dead on.
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I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else about what comes out of my mouth.


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EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED


Cooking in a plastic bag over an open fire

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Oh, tell me it's not true. I could not bring myself to walk down that street.
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So he was told to paint a line down the edge of the pavement.
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Would you use that background for such a feat?
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I'm assuming that with him being Johnny On The Spot that this is not a rare occurrence. But why would a vehicle just burst into flame like that?
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In some places that is illegal.
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Not very well thought through.
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(another crap crop job)
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Who would jump in the water WITH the creature?!
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WHAT IT WAS WAS INSURRECTION 


Let me begin with this very informative video.
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THE FACTS

Want to guess why a rioter would need huge zipties?




This taken with a rioter's cellphone.



Every dead person is characterized as being the most wonderful. I find it laughable.



The FBI has a website asking for help identifying the culprits.
And the names are rolling in.

Cop assisting rioters.

NOTE: I am not sure that took place during the attack.


This patch was worn by numerous rioters.
It stands for "6 million wasn't enough."
What the fuck is wrong with being Jewish. I mean what specifically is so disposable?



It might not be over, folks.

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OBSERVATIONS AND OPINIONS OF OTHERS

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A lady my wife knows went to DC and wrote on Facebook that it WASN'T A RIOT it was an orderly protest. 5 dead Americans is NOT A FUCKING ORDERLY PROTEST!




Think election fraud.






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THE ANTIFA PLOY







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THE LIGHTER SIDE OF 
THIS DUMPSTER FIRE



I completely flabbergasted that the window in the capital broke so easily. I bet in a month they fix that major flaw in their security protocol.





Well, we found the embedded FBI agent.



For me, 2021 doesn't start until Jan. 20.

My wife said,








And vote.




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THE LAST WORD


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great "reporting" of the BS that went down in DC.
Who the F ever thought this crap would happen in our lifetime?
PS: I also found out I can read backward today!
Towanda

Steve said...

Puzzle:

EAVES -- ELVES
CLUMP -- CHUMP
LASER -- LOSER

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