TUESDAY #4451

 

One Of My Very Own

We've all had setbacks like that, haven't we?

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Okay, they are similar...

But you guys are driving me nuts with this shit.

We have American children going to bed hungry. A half-million of us have died...many unnecessarily. The virus is mutating. Our economy may tank.

AND YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE SHAPE OF A STAGE AND MR. FUCKING POTATO HEAD?!?!

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"Take out" can mean food, dating, and murder. But if you're a praying mantis it can be all three at once.

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*MNBT

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LANGUAGE THAT AMUSED ME

Joe Biden once Obama the secret for maintaining an erection. Obama told him that he banged his penis on the bedpost before climbing into bed with Michell. So, that night Biden walked up to his bed and began smacking his dick against the bedpost and Jill said, "Barack, is that you?"

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*MNBT

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*My kind of humor.

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Speaking of bears...

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Glamore shots are so "in" right now...

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Hahahabananaha!

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My doctor told me that alcohol consumption tapers off with age because we just can't handle the hangovers anymore. I agree.

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I don't need permission, Sparky. When the door is locked I make the rules.

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I thought raising a child was the hardest thing I've ever had to do in my life until I had two.

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TOPICS I PONDER

So I promised to ignore Trump but I also promised to post every water bear I came across...then I came upon that.

What to do what to do.

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This is me...

I have a whole post-dated post stuffed with them...

And I just slide the appropriate one over to a new post...like this one.

I call them reaction gifs and I like them.

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That ought to scare the shit out of every American.

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*insert collective moans

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When I lay down to sleep I never lose sleep from memories of me being a bully. I was the guy who always stood up for the underdog.

Except for art criticism in art school. I was vicious...honest...but vicious.

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I have learned that including a DO NOT REMOVE tag to my installations prolongs their life expectancy.

There is also an air of great importance embued upon anything that is formally numbered.

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Betting your life that some underpaid engineer got it right...

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This is how many balloons it would take to lift a house.

In Disney's newest movie they did away with the balloons.

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Raise your hand if you think only kids whose parents have health insurance should get that kind of care.

And...

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Do you think one man should be able to afford billions of pairs of glasses for babies yet tens of thousands of parents do not?

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I see the inherent problem with for-profit prisons as I see in for-profit hospitals.

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*No, you are free to post anything you want but that does not mean you are free of repercussions.

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Would you open this door WITHOUT an exit device?

Nor I, but...

Can I assume the exit device is a parachute?

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I hate not understanding the gag.

Ratatouille? This is ratatouille...

Anybody?

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When someone does something stupid I give them "The Look". They learn their lesson. The roads are safer because of me.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

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A guy painted that.

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But why the deep black chasms of the spacing?

He would have regretted bringing that into one of my art criticism classes.

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NASA leaked a photo of a puzzling new type of celestial object.

Not really - it's just a cold dog.

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It's like Lawn Darts only sharper.

And you have to look up AS YOU PLAY!

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I wonder if it was trial and error or if they did the math.

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How wonderful!

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I think that's the same stuff as spray-on bed liners for pickups.

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Nap Time

How long must one wait to get a shot like that?

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Yet another perfect reaction meme...

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Not much talk about what that wall did to the environment.

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Train them while they are young.

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Grand Canyon on a donkey. 

My ex-sister-in-law did that. She clocks in around 400 lbs and I felt sorry for the donkey.

I do remember her telling me that the guide told them that when they stopped to rest that the donkey must be facing the drop-off. I assume so it doesn't back up by mistake.

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