One Of My Very Own
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Second shot. Took 15 minutes.
I feel extraordinarily relieved. No side effects yet.
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It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you came closest to death.
PONDERABLES
I rather proud of myself for holding up during all this shit. But I'm not fine.
And now we learn that all the Stop the Steal and Anti-Mask and Anti-Vaccinate hysteria could have been orchestrated by Russia to make us weaker.
A TV anchor announced that this woman talked to investigators for four hours. I thought they said four dollars. I shrieked, "They paid her for her testimony?!" My wife set me straight.
I actually enjoy the humor in doing that all the time.
The worse part of getting old.
Think racism, sexism, homophobia, and xenophobia.
We whites aren't even replacing ourselves.
There is only one remedy and that is for whites to start having more unprotected sex.
But look what I found the next day...A LOOPHOLE!!
In a whopping 74 countries, the rise was above 10 percent, ranging from a 32 percent rise in Asia to a 71 percent jump in twinning rates in North America.
Hope springs eternal.
Think universal healthcare.
We can all be thankful that those insurrectionists were so fucking stupid.
Go Capitalism Go!
Works for me.
I don't even know exactly what that is but it's just weird enough to post for you guys.
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Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb shit. Only slower.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
That took me much too long to understand but now that I do I like it.
Anamorphic Sculpture
Residents of two German islands are allowed to use local railroad tracks in their personal self-built trains. Drivers must be at least 15 years old and hold a moped license.
The Gentleman's Surprise Chair (circa 1880)
It's got lots of built-in features...
And to forestall those trips to the massage parlor for handjobs it even includes a porn stash...
There are no new ideas...
The bottom one indicates the floor level, The middle one the seat, and the top one the top of the seat. For emergencies, of course.
Demonstrating Normal Distribution to a gym rat.
How clever.
This is a wolf eel, pure oceanic nightmare fuel.
I remember those. There was always one box nobody wanted. Mom ate it.
Herd behavior is remarkably similar in mammals, fish, and birds.
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Have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn?
PEOPLE NOT LIKE US
It's important to marry the right person.
Notice that the catcher never looked at the first baseman.
It appears as though the guy got shocked, turned into a small child, then ran away to fight the Ceiling Welder. I’ve seen worse original stories.
Would you fuck with this guy?
Me neither, but...
Did you notice him palming the paper spray?
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I just fired myself from cleaning my studio. I didn't like my attitude. And I got caught drinking on the job.
EVENTS RARELY WITNESSED
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But they, when they saw him walking on the sea, supposed that it was a ghost, and cried out; for they all saw him, and were troubled.
It's got a pool cover.
Trust no one!
That must have made a hell of a racket! Yet they drove on.
And a concealed weapon to church.
8 comments:
first ? mark: 23
second ? mark: 46
B 13 You did notice the dog herding them, didn't you?
Yes. They feel a threat from one side and move like one organism. Just like you do if poked by a pin or some such.
America will never elect a decent president. The UK will NEVER elect a decent prime minister. The amount of corruption and indifference to the everyday person that has existed for many decades is blatantly obvious. Blame will always be redirected while you listen to their Bullshit! I will NEVER go to work. They send the best of our society off to die in wars while they make a FUCKING FORTUNE! I salute ALL the soldiers that served our countries. they are the best people you will ever meet. Politicians should be voted to go to the front line FIRST!
B4: We own a chair that used to belong to sir Ian McKellan. My dad's decoration firm took them to the semi elite people sometimes. St John's wood is full of people with money. They were asked to work on the block that Ian McKellan lived in. they worked inside Sir Ian's house and my Dad saw the Old looking chair. My Dad asked about the chair and he ended up buying it from him for 25 quid. Sir Ian reappeared about 10 minutes later with 2 bottles of wine. I'd like to get Sir ian's confirmation via photos. I don't need to. My Dad NEVER told lies so we end up with Gandalf's chair! No need to reply, Ralph.
Did you notice there's more than one dog?
I'm not afraid of being poked. Are you?
Dear D, I have no idea what that means.
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