One Of My Very Own
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Why do they still even make porn? It's been done to death. "Oh, what's gonna happen in this one?" Take a wild fucking guess, idiot.
LANGUAGE TO PONDER
Here's the Head Chef at Applebee's.
*Indeed.
Could you see the difference? I missed it.
Check this out.
Cyrillic alphabet
I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR MONTHS!!!
I find blights like that depressingly ugly. It's as if aesthetic considerations have been completely abandoned.
Change chips to Peanut M&Ms and you would have my wife.
Well, not at $7.50 an hour!
Why not?
I find it confusing that there is so much discussion over the corporate tax RATE when most don't pay ANY taxes. I think it would be much more productive to end some of the loopholes that allow them to wiggle out of taxes.
I once had a very rich man bring in his lawyer to write a contract for a mural he wanted me to paint. He asked me how long I thought it would take and I said three months. He told his lawyer to write a clause that would penalize me $100 a day for every day over three months. I demanded that it also state that I got $100 for every day under three months. He removed the clause.
I've found my dream job...
A mother told me that she refused to buy gender-specific toys for her daughter. Then one day she walked in and saw that her daughter had lined all of her cars and trucks in a line.
The mother asked what she was doing and the child pointed to the largest truck and said, "This is the daddy truck." She continued through the smaller vehicles with, "And this is the mommy truck and the baby trucks."
If a Border Collie can be born knowing how to herd sheep then a human female child can be born embracing babies.
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Is it so funny to me that acting awards are separated by gender? Yeah, nice Oscar.... for a GIRL.
HUMAN ACHIEVEMENTS
While working on my Bookshelf Toy Box I dropped a tiny tightening collar on my router. When I dropped it I felt it bounce off my shoe so it could have gone anywhere.
After a cursory unfruitful search, I had to sweep the whole studio then pick through the mess until I found it.
Half an afternoon wasted.
Here are some more Disney illustration aids.
Do you remember the popular Japanese Instagramer who was outed as a man? Here's how he got caught.
The mirror.
I love bread.
But the sadness I experienced when my favorite Korean restaurant closed was profound.
I ate one of these two meals every Wenesday for five years.
When it comes to food I try very hard to overcome my cultural inculcation. I've eaten a ton of these...
Escargot
And there is no reason not to eat baked beans for breakfast...
But I still find it repulsive.
This lady went blind in her right dominant eye so she learned to shoot left-handed.
I really like the Alien movies. I teach Netflix and Prime and none of them are available. I actually liked the second one more than the first.
I enjoyed this...
"Aliens" retold in 60 seconds with stick figures
Did you notice the wounds in the bottles from previous attempts?
Why you shouldn't wear green on TV.
Several months ago I would have declared that a silly thing for grown men to do. But after my epiphany, I now laud them for the exercise.
The warhead of a V-1 flying bomb detonated by gunfire from an Allied fighter.
75 years later
It turns out the pilot entered a luminous cloud in 1943 and arrived here in 2021.
Do you think these stupid bastards did that just to make a Youtube video?
In my opinion, fatherhood is the greatest experience a man can have.
Gay dads adopt a newborn baby they found abandoned at the train station.
"Daddy, where do babies come from?"
I'm going to buy myself an electric smoker today.
Powerlifter Leah Reichman squats 880 pounds for a new all-time world record.
And afterward, she can hardly walk.
Manufacture of aircraft propellers in 1940
As I understand it, the first time this technique was used was in carving stocks for civil war weapons.
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I used to work at a Haunted House and I pitched a room that was a long black hallway leading to a door that said "employees only" and if you were brave enough to open that there was a sweaty guy in half a gorilla suit eating a sub saying "You guys can't be back here".
AIN'T NATURE GRAND
I think it knocked him out!
I've often wondered why evolution didn't solve this seasonal problem long ago.
June 17, 2017 Fishermen run for their lives to escape a tsunami in Greenland caused by a landslide.
You would think men of the sea would know what to do when the tide runs away so quickly.
It's a plastic fence. I hate them.
That is the Houdini of equines.
Ever seen a whale shit?
Every sportsman in Alaska carries a powerful weapon to protect themselves. My brother's friend had a massive 40 caliber magnum revolver that he swore would stop a bear. My brother countered that the bear wouldn't just stand there waiting to be shot. It would be charging.
So another friend took an old tire up a hill and after rolling it he got behind a tree. Then the guy with the handgun took six shots as the tire swerved and bounced down the hill - very much like the bear in the clip. He got no hits.
They duplicated the tire and my bother pulled out his sawed-off 12 gauge shotgun with 00 buckshot and not only hit the tire but blew it off the trail.
Now imagine shooting this with a handgun...
The great journey begins
Did you notice that one little guy who ran into the log and turned around and went the wrong way?
Our trip to Alaska had a lot of moments like this.
Put all your dog hair out for birds nesting.
4 comments:
Puzzle Time:.
Piece Peace
Tide Tied
Wry Rye
A3: The company I work for sends regular emails to all of their employees trying to trick them to click on phishing links. It's all part of an ongoing exercise in hopes that they never click on the real thing.
The idea is to constantly expose the employees to hacker type links, so that when they actually get a real hacker link they know how to identify it.
Your controversial content warning was unnecessary since I regularly view your blog with an erection!
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TMI
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