One Of My Very Own
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That awkward moment when you wake up and think you are hungover but realize you are just old and this is just how your body feels now.
PONDERABLES
Many corporations get a ton of airtime from their clever comebacks insulting complaining commenters. Maybe I should try it.
Even if this was true would you brag about it?
I would brag too and believe me I've tried.
The trick is not to believe the lies of people who do not have your best interests in mind. And I can assure you that Dr. Fauci has dedicated his life to helping mankind survive with as little suffering as possible. He has no motive to now turn to a life of evil. Wise up.
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I HATE the whole idea of tipping. When I blew somebody away with a mural they didn't throw more money at me. They said thank you and paid me what we agreed upon. Pay servers a living wage, raise your prices to cover it and let be done with it.
If you don't game the system the system will game you.
Help me understand. They have the fake kids run around and jump over logs and hang from limbs, etc because if they get hurt it won't delay production?
Australian police vs Australian drunk
I wondered how many people the Australian police killed every year so I looked it up.
USA: 28.4 per 10m
AUS: 1.7 per 10m
I found it on this wonderful interactive map. You just click on a country to see how murderous their police are.
It always baffles me that we Americans think we are so exceptional that we refuse to look at how other countries solve problems and steal their better ideas.
The military does that also.
I have a racist commenter and I've always wanted to ask him what his black friends had to say about that subject when he asked them. Or Jews. Or an immigrant. Or a guy person.
The point, of course, is that he never asks those people anything and has no way of knowing what they think.
I think since staythefuckathome we have all let our preened appearances slide a bit. I think that is a good thing.
Speaking of staythefuckathome, I think I will always cringe over how dangerous things like this are.
So chopsticks touch lips, chopsticks fetch food out of a communal trough, repeat until everyone has what that one sick sombitch had.
But what if the water is boiling or near boiling?
I knew a guy who wore them and he was an Electrolux vacuum cleaner salesman...I swear.
ON MONEY
That makes perfect sense to me.
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Scientists tagging birds with colored bands and accidentally making the tagged birds more appealing to mates is so funny. Imagine being abducted by aliens and they give you a Gucci belt.
NON-HUMAN ANIMALS
Baby bird pretending to be a poisons caterpillar
Sir, your lettuce is leaving...
Sleeping seal
I imagine it thinks the vibration is awesome.
Babies love their mommas...
Yeah, lady, the whole world saw that coming.
"Mom, I'm hatched."
I wonder if a fox could figure out that locking mechanism.
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Wife: I'm still tired from all the CrossFit this morning.
Me: It's pronounced 'croissant' and you ate 4 of them.
*Don't you hate it when that happens?
(A little acid humor)
OCCURRENCES RARELY WITNESSED
The English.
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Weekly garbage truck is transported by cables to a remote village in Switzerland
That is amazing.
I'm thinking the load shifted.
I don't believe you...but it is kind of neat to think about.
That, Gentle Reader, took more guts than I have.
Okay, under those circumstances, I think tipping is in order.
Did you know they have temporary reservoirs like this to refill? I didn't.
Those types of gates are the easiest to raise or lower. There are literally just two bolts.
Can I assume it is a gag rug that turns red when wet?
A man after my own heart.
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Again.
What and how many do you see?
The International Year of the Child
I was asked to paint a mural about it on one of the busiest streets in Columbia. I organized dozens of volunteers and to make sure they showed up I used their child as a model.
I present the photo documentation in no particular order.
2 comments:
Puzzle Time: I see one lady, one ottoman, and three Dalmatians.
Puzzle Time: more of a wing back plush chair than an ottoman, no?
RetRsvMike
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