THURSDAY #4726

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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If you are not supposed to drink WD40 why does it come with a straw?

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AN HONEST DAY'S WORK

Farmer saving his herd in a flood.

That's why many Chinese farmers have switched to ducks.

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Anybody?

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I had to watch that a half dozen times before I spotted the oddness.

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I want to see more yellow cards for taking a dive.

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If the internet is any guide, that happens frequently.

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"Be a coach" they said, "It will be fun."

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Please, someone, explain this to me.

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Odd-looking, yes, but I think he's just delivering a scooter.

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"...and joined in..."

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Coaching done right.

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The crucial second...

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Every marriage has one person who throws things out, and a garbage-loving chaos goblin who says “But I was saving that!”

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THESE SIGNS EXIST FOR A REASON

Well, make up your mind.

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Welcome to your 40s, the first song you ever fornicated to is being used to promote mutual funds.

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THAT WHICH IS SELDOM SEEN

These Tunnels were dug by a giant ground slot that lived 10,000 years ago

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In other news, an 82-year-old monk lived his whole life with the thermostat set exactly the way he wanted it.

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1908: Claude Monet with his wife Alice Hoschedé in Venice, Italy.

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Trying out a new prosthetic arm...

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I would NEVER allow that.

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🎶Look on the bright side of life...🎶

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Kills up to 00.09% of most Germans 10% of the time sometimes...maybe.

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1982: Magic Johnson, Michael Jackson, Randy Jackson, Margot Kidder, Tatum O'Neal, and Dan Aykroyd at a party.

*My wife met Dan Aykroyd and he stopped what he was doing and talked to her for 20 minutes. She said he was a real nice guy who didn't cum in her eye after the blow job.

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1968: This photo was taken from Robert F. Kennedy’s funeral train as it carried his casket from New York to Washington.

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I feel your pain, little buddy.

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Salt crystals grown at home

I think salt cubes are really cool. After trying for some time, I discovered a way to grow them myself, using only table salt.

TUTORIAL LINK

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Introducing LeastAverageImage

"I wrote a program called LeastAverageImage that does the opposite of averaging images. It finds the outliers."

TUTORIAL LINK

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I live by the rule that if you stop to watch then you owe him some money.

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Darwin is proud of you, son.

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"What did you do during staythefuckathome?"

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