One Of My Very Own
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Dear Gentle Reader,
It's officially a death cult now. There is no other explanation.
RH
THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY
*Every time my friend presented a bill for a decorative parlay floor he included a line item labeled "JB". Only one customer asked him what it was and he said, "Just Because"...and the man paid it in full.
Your first attempt at self-checkout should not be with $100 worth of fruits and vegetables.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
Two places I would have to avoid at all costs...
And...
Making masks fun could have solved so many problems.
If you think old tire disposal is a real problem then try to imagine this shit...
^^B8^^
That photo of the tires reminds me of this old classic...
I think an element of humor would have been more effective.
When I traveled I never went inside a restroom. My truck had two doors on each side and by opening both I had privacy to pee right on the side of the road.
That was until I hit the backroads of Illinois. They all had ditches like this.
That cow thinks he's part of the family. He swims, watches TV, plays Texas Hold'em, services the stepdaughter, has his own blog, and even goes on a jet ski ride.
I guess that's why they are called Barn Owls.
Did you know that they blinked their eyes independently? I didn't.
A few weeks ago that child was being jostled just like that inside its mother. Now he can simulate that feeling at will. Plus it's strengthening its muscles.
Oh, look, here's something similar...
Yes, butt...
Eggs.
And...
It's bread.
And...
At the age of 70, my wife still does that to me.
And finally, a woman who is not my wife...
I'm getting so sick of millennials and their attitude always walking around like they rent the place.
YES, IT IS A CULT
[ look it up ]
You cultists may want to skip this section since it has been proven you are incapable of critical thought.
I am fearful that we are on the verge of discarding fair and open voting as our means of electing leaders. What happens after that is my greatest nightmare.
NFT in a nutshell:
Imagine you have a wife and your wife is getting nailed by every guy in town and you can't do shit about it but you have a marriage certificate. That's an NFT.
PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T DO
What did you learn to do during staythefuckathome?
I would take fleeing in terror as a strong no.
Some people just need more attention than the rest of us.
He looks like King Richard...
He once said that when he traveled incognito he just removed his hat and glasses.
I rubbed one out looking at them so I guess now no one is going to heaven.
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My wife 2 seconds after I ask her not to do anything weird in front of my co-workers...
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But there's a lot of that going around...
I only thought I was coping expertly...
Years ago my daughter was worried about me posting pictures of Mohammad and shit like that. She was concerned I would be beheaded by some nutcase. I told her it would be a hell of a story to tell my grandson...it beats "Oh he died of a heart attack" or some such malady.
Note: I have no idea if that is true.
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It's the high heels, dumbass.
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7 comments:
Stunning.
^^B12^^
Never heard it called Namibia desert before, it's name is Namib Desert.
B2: A ship that size would have ballast tanks. However I'm not sure they would be enough in this case.
More than likely they would just wait for a favorable tide or find a new route.
C8: why would anyone put an image of rod Stewart into their hair?
D11: why was her foot more interesting to you than the fact that someone played hangman on her abdomen?
B3 Peg-moo-sus? Moogasus? Pegasus-moo? There must be a pun in there somewhere.
Eye Test..... 216?
B14: "That cow thinks he's" is in Bluey grey. Was that a secret test? Hahahaaa
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