One Of My Very Own
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My new books that I'm rather proud of...
I titled them myself.
It's actually my newest box.
I tried several titles before I settled on those:
Girl With the Dragqueen Tattoo
Gone to Pass Wind
Handjobber's Tale
Charlotte's Webporn
Invisible Manhood
War and Piece
Crime and Pornishment
*If you think of any please send them to me. I'm thinking of making another Book Box.
Yeah, but they are cheap(er).
I'll go first:
Well, thanks for giving me a chance
I already have a lot of experience in that position. I'm looking to move to a position with a bigger challenge.
Thank you so much for coming.
A friend recommended you to me.
When can I start?
My #1 Advisor calls Folio Olio an "Illustrated Discourse". As an example the above illustration. I would never just sit down and write to you about something like that without prodding from the illustrator.
My observations are that you don't want to be lying on your death bed with a mountain of regrets haunting you. Sure, do what you want to do but make sure you have noble goals.
Here's someone else's take...
My wife told me her biggest nightmare is sitting on a toilet and having a hidden snake attack her vagina...but okay.
There's a term for that: Passively suicidal. Note how Passively is the adverb. You are suicidal if you feel this way, and should address it.
There is help. 800-273-8255.
BTW: My suicidal bartender checked herself out of the hospital against her doctor's wishes. If the alcohol-induced internal bleeding doesn't get her then organ failure will. And here's the kicker - She was an awful person when she was drunk.
That's exactly what the Bible teaches. Eve ate the apple and we are stuck with her original sin. But most of the believers I've talked to believe in evolution - rendering the story of Eden just a cute story to keep the flock in line. But without Eden, you don't have original sin - the whole reason Jesus was sent down to Earth.
Oops...plot hole.
Dear white politicians, Don't go to black churches and tell them how much you hate racism. Go to white churches and tell them.
*I so do love absurdity.
PEOPLE
A Himba woman selling bracelets Namibia
My wife and I used to spend every Christmas on a tiny island off the coast of Mexico. One Christmas Eve we happened upon a girl about that age selling hand-woven bracelets. I offered to buy them all so she could go home for Christmas but she looked terrified at the thought. So, I bought one and tipped her handsomely. I just assumed that she didn't want to go home to her drunken old man.
On this day: The US Senate confirmed Madeleine Albright as the nation’s first female secretary of state (1997)
I found the juxtaposition of those two images hilarious.
There was criticism that he was probably doing it for tax purposes. I don't give a fuck if him providing affordable medicine gives him a tax write-off.
Is that the Wailing Wall?
Most people know that the best way to get rid of a zit is to turn it into an open wound.
PLACES
"Dear God, Sorry we blowed up your holy house up."
- GIs probably
My wife and I visited there. The marble used in the repairs did not match the original. I think they did that for the didactic value.
Mural at a fish & chips shops in 'Stralia.
I have never heard him sing a note.
But that is very well done.
But what is this?
I'm getting bored of 69 and 420. They should release new funny numbers.
THINGS
A robot vacuum cleaner made a break for freedom after giving staff the slip at a Travelodge hotel.
The automated cleaner failed to stop at the front door of the hotel in Orchard Park in Cambridge and was still on the loose the following day.
Staff said it just kept going and "could be anywhere" while well-wishers on social media hoped the vacuum enjoyed its travels, as "it has no natural predators" in the wild.
Staff at the hotel posted the story of the robot vacuum's great escape on social media, asking for it to be returned if found.
The Theorbo.
-sound on-
I've shown you this before but here's a longer version.
Art imitating life...
And EVERY Bollywood movie no matter the genre has dance scenes.
I even watched a Bollywood sci-fi ghost story and it had dance scenes.
^^D4^^
It's called expanded metal because...
A claustrophobic patient had a panic attack in the middle of a CT scan.
"An Iranian carpet weaver spent 19 years creating this extraordinary silk carpet as a gift to the people of the United States."
Janeway and Paris’s kids are out for a stroll.
It's a Star Trek: Voyager reference.
(I had to look it up.)
Guard Dog Medal of Honor Winner
"Don't fuck with Grandma."
- dog probably
If I'm not mistaken he then walked into a bar.
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If I'm not mistaken he then walked into a bar.
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C7: it's just a couple jawbones he's using as handles for the lid. They will be embedded in the ice.
Square = 15
Triangle = 20
Star = 22
? = 72
C2: That mural is a reference to an episode of South park where the pervading joke is "Do You like Fish-sticks?" to which they answer Yes and The punchline is "Well, You must be a gay fish" where "Fish-sticks", sounds like "Fish-dicks". In the same episode, they play the joke on Kanye West and he doesn't get the joke and spends the rest of the episode trying to prove he's not a gay fish with hilarious consequences. The mad, thick CUNT! hahaha
https://www.gq.com/story/joe-biden-bankruptcy-bill
How is student debt different to any other type of debt? I would love to hear the cognitive dissonance from the ice cream man.
These fsckers are all the same, why would they all oppose barring stock trading for politicians in office for example, red or blue team? Y'all so busy fighting each other which they love and they're all fscking you over a barrel...
Anonymous said...
C7: it's just a couple jawbones he's using as handles for the lid. They will be embedded in the ice.
Yeah they are dear jawbones.
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