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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, February 28, 2022

MONDAY #4814

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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THE ART OF WARFIGHTING


When you are facing an army with more sophisticated weapons it's important to improvise.

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Be careful about doing it this way...

Finally, the world seems to be awakening to warnings I have been freely giving for years.


The consequences of getting it wrong could be very, very serious...

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Here are some items that I have read but CAN NOT advocate. I present them as food for thought only.

Civilians young and old are making camouflage nets for the army in Khmelnitsk, Ukraine.

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SUGGESTIONS FOR SLOWING ARMOR 

Dig thousands of holes in and just off the road with metal junk buried in them that will set off a mine detector.

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Fake mines made of painted discs cut from logs.

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One or two real IEDs in cardboard boxes then flood the streets with fake cardboard boxes filled with rubble.
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BRAVERY ILLUSTRATED


All armies need heroes and if you have to invent one then you invent one.

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Life imitating art...

It sort of reminds me of this movie..

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I'll let this speak for itself...

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This is one of the Go Fuck Yourself  Snake Island guys months before the attack that killed him.

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RANDOM STILL IMAGE BLOG FODDER


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The actual angle of the Olympic bobsled track.

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"Damn dirty apes!"

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Rings of Saturn from Cassini

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Grandpa vet was hard to impress.

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Those people are really. That. Stupid.

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It's called kerning - use it.

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My wife is looking for a pair of Mickey Mouse ears that will stay on during rough house sex. Anybody?

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NOTE: I recently ran across a huge collection of MP4s and have included many of them in this post. If clicking the little arrow twice to see my offerings is too much for you then you might as well put that phone away.

Most require sound.

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HAPPENINGS WHICH ARE FUNNY


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"Don't worry, we have the right of way..."

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The Odorous Shoe
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Duck Mask
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Christ On A Low Rope

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Getting High

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The Harshest Critic

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I See Your Problem Right Here

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The Phone Incident

*MNBT
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Let Them Eat Weed

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How the hell did she make it that far?

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People think I go out of my way to piss them off, but trust me, it's not out of my way at all.

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INCIDENTS THAT COULD BE FUNNY WITH THE RIGHT ATTITUDE


It has no brakes...

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Hemorrhoid Treatment?

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Let sleeping dogs lie.

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Go back and watch the shadow of the dog on the street as it mauls the guy.

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Dueling Strings

-sound on-

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The Lip

-sound on-

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NO CHEATING!

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The Rope Jumper

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Smoke Therapy

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The "Helper"

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Hangovers are temporary.

Drunk stories are forever.

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EVENTS THAT ARE NOT FUNNY


Non-American Amusement Park

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"Yeah, my dog learned a new trick."

Notice the shadow of the dog on the house next door.

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The Dog, The Skier, and The Bridge

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Hung Dogs

Would one of you nice people please explain that to me?

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So You Like Boats

And...

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Mom Saves Daughter or some such...

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Lawyerly Advice

-sound on-

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I See The Problem Right There #2

I think that happens when the brakes malfunction and the wheel lock-up.

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Food Elevator

I knew a man who rented two floors of a building for his restaurants. The bottom floor had cheap furnishing and served seafood cheap. The second floor had cloth tablecloths and candles and served the same seafood for four times the price. They used a food elevator to take the food from the kitchen on the first floor up to the second floor.

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A Useful Website

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Do. Not. Gawk.

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If you only learn one thing from Folio Olio let it be to never stand around and gawk at a catastrophe because it could always get worse.

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8 comments:

ponder said...

^^D8^^

In the US that would be great advice.

MIKE HARRIS said...

Ralph; you have been warning us about everything for years. That is because you are an alarmist, you take the MSM seriously, and you are afraid of your own shadow...

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Mike, Are you referring to my fear of a pandemic that killed almost a million Americans? Or are you referring to my terror when Trump sent his cultist to overthrow our government?
RH

Anonymous said...

The snake island soldiers are reportedly all alive. They were captured and are now prisoners.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle: REPRISAL - Start w/R top center then counter clockwise.
Raul

Dr. WeTodd said...

August Uprising - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/August_Uprising
This was an actual insurrection where thousands died. Don't turn a blind eye on it and educate yourself as you are yourself an educated man. The Trumpism cult is real. The people who went were not insurrectionist. They were stupid yes, ready to take over our government? No, not a chance in the world. The insurrection in the ussr had that chance and much greater of a chance than the knuckle heads on capitol hill. Ralph.... QUIT WATCHING FOX, CNN, CNBC and all the long arm of the government news.

Anonymous said...

I understand the dems are sending surplus pronouns to the Kyiv

Anonymous said...

That it has no brakes reminds me of (I'm 33) as kids in Canada we'd get these "Magic carpets" and they'd take us to green hill, all kinds of accidents; 90s hitting each other crashing into other kids climbing back up the hill or "doubles" 2 kids on a long magic carpet and rolling over. Sometimes I wonder how we never got into serious accidents.

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